WhatsApp Joke – Bollywood Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..
Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..
Alzheimer?s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..
Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..
Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..
Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
Loose Motion 😀 😛

Hasso Mat, jaldi Share karo..
Beemari purani hain, Joke naya hai 😀

Also Read: Bollywood Songs for School Life

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it’s her appendix

Santa calls up the doctor at 2 AM.

Santa: “Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it’s her appendix.”

Doctor: “What nonsense!”
“I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. Go back to sleep.”

Five minutes later, the phone rings and it’s Santa again.
“Doc, I’m sure it’s her appendix.”

“Oh God!” the doctor groaned.
“Did you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix?”

“No…,” says Santa.
“But I’m sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife..!!!!”

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Kyun Tension Me Hai Yaar?

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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek dost ne usse puchha:
Kyun tension mein ho?

Aadmi:
Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the…
Aur ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon! 🙁

😛

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