Rajnikant vs santa

Rajnikant vs santa:

opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4

Santa: Depend karta hai.

agar horizontally half karo to 0
aur vertically karo to 3

Rajnikant Lost!
badda aaya Rajnikant..!!

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Prove that 2/10=2

Prove that 2/10=2

Japanese student: Wrong question.

Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.

American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible? Continue reading

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Amazing Equations about Man and Woman

Equation1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy
OR
Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
OR
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey

Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman – spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Husband Wife Jokes, Jokes | English, Maths | Joker

Naughty Engineer About Wife’s Looks

ENGINEER’s wife : How m i looking today?

Engineer: tan(c}/sin(c)

wife: huh ???

Engineer Explains:
tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)/sin C
=1/cos c
=sec c
= Sexy 😀

Naughty ENGINEER..!!

Husband Wife Jokes, Jokes | English, Jokes, Maths | Joker

Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne kar diya Crime

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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kardiya crime….

wah wah… wah wah

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….

irshaad…

1 is neither composite nor prime !!

😉 😛

Funny Shayari, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi, Maths | Joker

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