Santa ki Bhains aur Lovers

Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi

Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha…
Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha

“jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!”

Santa yeh sunkar bola:
“Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, Lovers | Joker

Daali Ne Daali Pe Nazar Daali

Arz Kiya Hai Ki

Daali Ne Daali Pe Nazar Daali
Kisi Ne Is Par Daali, Kisi Ne Uss Par Daali
Hamne Jis Par Nazar Daali
Uske Baap Ne Uski Shaadi Kahin Aur Kar Daali

Issi Baat Par Thoko Taali

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Lovers | Aditya

Ladka aur Ladki ki Real Love Story

This is real story from Delhi.

Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the…

Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya.

Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi…

Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi..

Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar
To Sath Hai Dilli Sarkar!!! 😀

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Lovers | Aditya

Breakup Ki Funny Story

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha..

Boy was not in the city,
So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.

He called her up,
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho!

While delivering florist thought,
Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai,
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon,
So he gave 30 instead of 20!

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Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O 😀

WhatsApp Jokes | Breakup, Hindi, Lovers | Joker

Unki Gali me Mobile ki Dukaan

Hasarat-e-deedar ke liye, Uski gali mein mobile ki dukaan kholi…

Mat puchho ab halaat-e-bebasi Ae Gaalib,

Roj ek naya shakhs unke number par Recharge karwane aata hai!! 😛

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Lovers | Joker

Uncle ko bolo Jaan-e-man ka phone hai

Ek Ladki ne boy friend ko phone kiya to uske bhanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bachcha: Aap ka naam?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka phone hai.

Jawab mein bachhe ne jo kaha usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi.

uss ne masumiyat se kaha: lekin aunty mobile pe to “KUTIYA” likha hua hai…

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Lovers | Joker

Boyfriend’s Confession

Boyfriend – Mujhe Maaf Kar do
Maine Tumse Chhupaya. Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai,

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Girlfriend – Aray Koi Baat Nahi,
Chalo Aao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachchon se Milwati Hu.

Jokes | Hindi, Jokes, Lovers | Joker

Teri Galiyo ke Chakkar

Teri Galiyo ke Chakkar Katate Katate

Kutte mere yaar ho gaye

Tu to Hamara na hua…

Hum Kutto ke Sardar Ho Gaye!!

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Lovers | Joker

Santa aur Bhikari

Bhikari-  sahab 20 rs do na, coffee peeni hai..

Santa- lekin coffee to 10 rs ki aati hai?

Bhikari- Meri girlfrnd bhi sath mai hai na.

Santa- Arey, Bhikari hokar tune girlfriend bana rakhi hai..

Bhikari- Nahi, gf ne hi mujhe bhikari banaya hai.. 🙁 😛

Santa Banta Jokes | Girlfriend, Hindi, Lovers | Shivam

Girl’s Demand from An Engineering Student

An Engineering Student went & proposed a girl

Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do whatever you want, I will bring stars from the sky, I will jump from wherever you say, I will do anything for you.

Girl : Can you complete your Enggnring without a single back?

Boy : Chalta hoon behan….. apna khyal rakhna.. 😛

Jokes | Engineering, Hindi, Jokes, Lovers | Joker

Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hoon

Ladka:  I love you <3

Ladki: Sorry, Main kisi aur se pyar karti hoon…

Ladka udas ho gaya 🙁
Fir achanak bhagne laga aur bola

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Teri mummy ko bataunga …
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Ladki: Ruk ja kamine, Main to mazaak kar rahi thi…  I love you too <3 :-p

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Jokes, Lovers | Suneet

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