Kids are too smart these days

In a Nursery School Canteen…

There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-

“Do not take more than one, God is watching”

On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!

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Vacations – In India and foreign

Vacations in other countries!!!!

Fishing
Camping
Trekking

Vacations in India!!!

Chalo
mama ke ghar !
Garmi ki chhutti nana-nani ke yaha bitayenge 😀

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Bachche kuchh bhi kar sakte hain!

Bachcho ke sath badi sawdhaani se baat karni chhaiye
Warna parinam khatarnak ho sakta hai..

Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?

Papa: Beta nadi se..

Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..

Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…

Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! 😀

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Innocent answer by a Kid

Son: Dad I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.

Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”

I Just asked “which end”…? 😀

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Never Mess with Kids

A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”.

Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?

Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?
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DAAG achhe hain

Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diya

Ladki: I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi

Bachchaa: It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain”

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Haryanvi Jaat aur Ladki

Haryanvi Jaat ka bachha Cycle chalate-chalate ek Ladki se takra gaya

Ladki boli: Ghanti nahin maar sakta kya? 😡

Jaat: Ri chhori, Bawli hai ke, Poori cycle maar di, ab Ghanti ke alag te maarun ke?

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Bachcha aur Milk

Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?

Doctor: Haa, hota hai!

Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachcha kaala kyun hota hai? 😀

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Ek Raat Phir Ye Genius Bina Padhey So Gaya

Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhti Rahi
Neend Mujhe Apni Aur Khichti Rahi
Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Man Moh Gaya
Aur Ek Raat Phir Ye Genius Bina Padhey So Gaya…

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