Interview – M. P. Sir

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father’s Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Mind-blowing Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go
Now
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance….?

Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

Officer : Mentally Punctured.
Candidate: M P Sir… (My Pleasure Sir)

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Ramesh and Suresh – Funny Interview Preparation

Ramesh aur Suresh ka interview tha

First Ramesh went for the interview

Q: Taleem?
Ans: B. A.

Q: INDIA kab Azaad hua?
Ans: koshish pehle se chal rhi thi par 1947

Q: AMERICA ka pm kaun hai?
Ans: bahut aaye aur gaye lekin ab OBAMA hai

SURESH ye sab sun raha tha usne teeno answers yaad
kar liye
1- B.A.
2- 1947
3- Obama

ab SURESH interview dene pahuncha

Q: Naam?
Ans: B.A.

Q: Kab paidaa hue?
Ans: koshish bahit jari thi par 1947

Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: waise to kitne aaye aur gaye lekin ab obama hai!!

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Lols 😀

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Interview – Elephant Fridge Questions

elephant-fridge-jokeTry to give answers to each questions by yourself first.. if you fail then only look at them.

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ?

Employee : That’s easy,49.

Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge ?
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Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What r the four steps to put a deer into the fridge ?
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Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals r there except one, why ?
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Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles ?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles r at the lion’s birthday

Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why ?

Employee : Er.. I guess she drowned ?

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.
U may leave now..

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Moral : No matter How much preparation you do for an interview, interviewer can always make you fail it.

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Very Difficult Questions with Amazing Answers (Out of the Box Thinking)

These are few questions asked in an interview! The answers are really stunning and inspiring.
Thinking out of the box! A must read…

Question 1:
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
* An old friend who once saved your life.
* The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

He simply answered:
I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to Think Outside of the Box.?

Question 2:
What will you do if I run away with your sister?

The candidate who was selected answered, “I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir”

Question 3:
Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) : What if one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl – I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.

Question 4:
Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied: “Tea”

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say TEA, when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.
(Answer: The question was What is before you (U, alphabet) Reply was TEA ( T, alphabet).
Alphabet T is before Alphabet U.

Question5;
Interviewer said: “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.”

Think well before you make up your mind! The boy thought for a while and said, my choice is one really difficult question.?

Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!

Now tell me this. What comes first, Day or Night?

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!?”

How? the interviewer asked.

Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!?

Sometimes just thinking out of the box is all it takes!
Share with your friend and give them a special moment of thinking…!!

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