Different types of call duration summaries :
boy to boy !
boy to mom !!
boy to dad !
boy to girl !
girl to girl !
girl to boy !
husband to wife!
wife to husband
Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai?
Chinese: 1 Hafta
British: 1 Mahina
American: 3 Mahine
Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota!
Doctor: Wo kaise?
Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color karne ke kaam aata hai, Uske baad machine ki safai ke kaam aata hai aur jab uske baal gir jaate hain, to pajaame mein naada daalne ke kaam aata hai!
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father.
Son: Mum, what rubbish!
How am I to deal with this?
Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. cause we are from different religions.
He is on the phone right now and wants to speak with his son, come talk to him.
Son: No I am not speaking to any one. My dad is the only father I know and so will that be.
Mother: Please don’t be so upset. Just talk to him.
Son: Ok, I will not commit anything.
On Phone: Morning Son, I am Mukesh Ambani. I am your real father.
Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh…
Dad! Dad! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! Luv u so much Dad!!!!
I always knew there was something special about me..
Thank you soooo much mum.
You are the best mum in d world!”
Na Biwi Na Bachha ;
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya ;
The Whole thing is dat ki bhaiya Sabse Bada Rupaiya..