Election 2013 Results – Indian Politics Jokes

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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..

see what happened to sheela dixit!!

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2013 Delhi election results:

BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8

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Tota udd….
Maina udd….
Chidiya udd….
Kabutar udd…..

Aur congress …furrrrrrrrrr…

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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
“karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum… AAP ki kasam!!

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Kejriwal is now known as “Sheilajeet”

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Sheila Dixit singing:

AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,

Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!”

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Tring Tring.

Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?

Sheila: Sirji, AAP ?

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“Hey Sheila, wanna here a joke?”

“Yes”

“Delhi”

“I didn’t get it”

“Exactly”

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All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec’2013.

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Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu 

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Rahul Gandhi’s latest Blunder…

He was heard saying…

It was due to Whats App… Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP…

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Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party
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RAHUL GANDHI:
“Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do ‘Chotta Bheem’ Dekhna Hai..”

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Who is The Waste Of India (RaGa)

Amul – The Taste Of India
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Babool – The Paste Of India
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Rahul Gandhi- The Waste Of India.
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Modi- The Best Of India..
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Sonia- The Guest Of India..

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Improve Your General Knowledge About India – National Items

Sunny-Leone_National_girlfriend-Joke-IndiaIMPROVE YOUR G.K.

1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee

2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone

3. National Tension- Salman Khan’s Marriage

4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi

5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One

6. National food- Kasam

7. National Struggler- Abhishek Bachchan

8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh

9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi

10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra

11. National Book- Face Book

12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh

13. Natonal Bank- Swiss Bank

14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar

15. National Show- Comedy Nights with Kapil

16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi

17: National Time Pass: Whatsapp

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What makes You an Indian – Funny Real Life Acts

I am an Indian… and these make me more so..

when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath.

That for me a toothpaste isn’t over until I’ve entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.

That I buy broccoli and avocados for 300 Rupees, but still ask for some dhaniya patta for free.

That I don’t just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping paper too.

Our home has fine bone china crockery which is used only when guests visit.

That I worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it!

That I will beat the crap out of my remote to make it work but not change the battery

I get so disappointed if the pani puri guy doesn’t give a free sukha puri in the end when I ask for one.

That I won’t have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a lunch buffet.

That when my T-shirt gets old, I use it as night wear, when it gets older, I play holi in it & then I use it as a pochha.

That I ask for extra oregano and chili flakes from the Dominos guy, so that I can use them later in Maggi.

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Rahul Gandhi walks to A Bank with a Check

Rahul Gandhi Funny Bank JokeRahul Gandhi walks into A Bank to cash a check.

As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning sir, would you please cash this check for me?”

Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

RG: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM. Continue reading

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