Election 2013 Results – Indian Politics Jokes


Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..

see what happened to sheela dixit!!


2013 Delhi election results:

BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8


Tota udd….
Maina udd….
Chidiya udd….
Kabutar udd…..

Aur congress …furrrrrrrrrr…


Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
“karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum… AAP ki kasam!!


Kejriwal is now known as “Sheilajeet”


Sheila Dixit singing:

AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,

Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!”


Tring Tring.

Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?

Sheila: Sirji, AAP ?


“Hey Sheila, wanna here a joke?”



“I didn’t get it”



All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec’2013.


Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu 


Rahul Gandhi’s latest Blunder…

He was heard saying…

It was due to Whats App… Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP…


Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party

“Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do ‘Chotta Bheem’ Dekhna Hai..”


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Who is The Waste Of India (RaGa)

Amul – The Taste Of India
Babool – The Paste Of India
Rahul Gandhi- The Waste Of India.
Modi- The Best Of India..
Sonia- The Guest Of India..

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Improve Your General Knowledge About India – National Items

Sunny-Leone_National_girlfriend-Joke-IndiaIMPROVE YOUR G.K.

1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee

2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone

3. National Tension- Salman Khan’s Marriage

4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi

5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One

6. National food- Kasam

7. National Struggler- Abhishek Bachchan

8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh

9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi

10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra

11. National Book- Face Book

12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh

13. Natonal Bank- Swiss Bank

14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar

15. National Show- Comedy Nights with Kapil

16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi

17: National Time Pass: Whatsapp

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What makes You an Indian – Funny Real Life Acts

I am an Indian… and these make me more so..

when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath.

That for me a toothpaste isn’t over until I’ve entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.

That I buy broccoli and avocados for 300 Rupees, but still ask for some dhaniya patta for free.

That I don’t just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping paper too.

Our home has fine bone china crockery which is used only when guests visit.

That I worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it!

That I will beat the crap out of my remote to make it work but not change the battery

I get so disappointed if the pani puri guy doesn’t give a free sukha puri in the end when I ask for one.

That I won’t have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a lunch buffet.

That when my T-shirt gets old, I use it as night wear, when it gets older, I play holi in it & then I use it as a pochha.

That I ask for extra oregano and chili flakes from the Dominos guy, so that I can use them later in Maggi.

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Rahul Gandhi walks to A Bank with a Check

Rahul Gandhi Funny Bank JokeRahul Gandhi walks into A Bank to cash a check.

As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning sir, would you please cash this check for me?”

Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

RG: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM. Continue reading

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