Hariyanvi Chhora aur Dilli ki Ladki

Ek haryanvi chhote ki dilli ki ek ladki se friendship ho gayi.

Usne ladki ko message bheja..

Mukhda bhi tera khaas konya,
Haddiyo par tere maans konya,
Propose tanne main kya karun baawli,
Teri to valentines day tak jeene ke aas kona!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp Jokes | Haryanvi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Funny Haryanvi Jatt Joke

Haryanvi called his mobile service customer care:

“Re maari bhains ne Sim khaa li aur bhaag gi…”

Customer Care Executive (irritated):

“to main ke karoo?”

Haryanvi replied:
“rey baavle, tu mane yo bataa ki… Roaming to naa lagegi?” 😀 😛

Jokes | Haryanvi, Hindi, Jatt | Joker

Haryanvi Jaat aur Ladki

Haryanvi Jaat ka bachha Cycle chalate-chalate ek Ladki se takra gaya

Ladki boli: Ghanti nahin maar sakta kya? 😡

Jaat: Ri chhori, Bawli hai ke, Poori cycle maar di, ab Ghanti ke alag te maarun ke?

WhatsApp Jokes | Haryanvi, Hindi, Kids | Joker

Patla Chhora aur Doctor – Haryanvi Special Joke

Ek baar ki baat hai ki ek Ghanaa Patla Chhora Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola Ji, mera ilaaaj kar do!

Doctor ne kaha, “Hum yaha ilaaj karne ke liye hi baithe hain aur ke yaha daadhi banawa sa, Bata key beemari hai?”

Chhore ne kaha, “Ji meri taang mein beemari Sey” !

Doctor Bolya, “Dikha apni taang”

Uss patle chhore ne kaha, “Ji aap hans padoge meri taang dekhte hi”
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WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Haryanvi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

A Jatt in a plane

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?

Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..

Air hostess:
Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!…!!!

Jokes | Haryanvi, Hindi, Jatt | Joker

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