Happy Diwali Funny Wishes

Wish You Pay Income
Tax @ Highest Slab Rate.

Wish You Hav to Pay Even
Gift Tax & Wealth Tax.

May You Incur All Types
Of Capital Gain Taxes.

May You Always Get Audited
Under 44AB.

May You Have A/c. in Swiss Bank.

May You Dine in Gold Plate
With Spoon of Platinum.

Wish You Would Be 8th
Wonder of the World.

May You Get Compound
Interest in Love With
Your Financial, Physical,
Intellectual & Spiritual
Wealth..!!

HAPPY DIWALI..!!
Team Jokofy

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Funny Hindi Jokes on Karwachauth

Some funny jokes floating around on whatsapp for karwachauth!

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Happy Karwachauth!

WhatsApp Jokes | Festivals, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Karwa Chauth par Patiyo ke liye Salaah

Karwachauth par patiyo ke liye khaas hidayatein!

1.
Jab patni ka Upwaas ho, use vishwas dilaein, ki aap uske sath hain.
Aur aap bhi bhookhe rehne ka naatak karein, chahiye bhale hi hotel mein nashta kar aaein!.

2.
Ghar mein kuchh khaein peeye na, taaki patni ko bhi iss baat ka poora yakeen ho
ki waqai aap uske saath hain..

3.
Iss din shaving na banaein, taaki aapke chehre par upwaas ki feeling jhalke,
aur heavy nashte ki dakaar par control karein, nahin to pol khul jayegi!

4.
Jab patni bhookhi ho to aap hanse na,
Hansi aa rahi ho to kisi gupt sthaan par jaakar hans aayein
aur patni ke saamne gambheer ho jaayein!

5.
Sambhav ho to iss din office se chhutti lekar patni ke saath ghar par kirtan karein!

6.
Mobile mein jyada ungli na karein
WhatsApp aur facebook ka bhi iss din tyaag kar dein…

7.
Ghar mein falahaari pakwaan laakar rakhein,
taaki biwi ko ehsaas hota rahe ki aapko uske vrat kholne ki chinta hai!

8.
Aawaz par sayyam rakhein, bachcho se dheeme aur karaahte hue bolein,
taaki bhookhi patni ko lage ki aap waqai bhookhe hain.
Iss din chatakh rango ke kapde na pehne, aur saada pehnawa rakhein.

9.
Saawdhaan, iss din patni aapse zidd karegi ki aap bhookhe na rahein
Kuchh kha lein, lekin aap uske jhanse mein mat aana,
darasal wo aapka imtehaan le rahi hoti hain.

10.
Iss din TV par koi comedy show bhi na dekhein, use dekhkar aap hanse to phir samjho fanse!

Bas patni ke karwa chauth ki iss upwaas ke din,
inn tips ko apna daala
to life hogi jhingalala!

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Festivals, Hindi | Joker

Karwachauth Ka Vrat aur Chitragupt ki Duvidha

Chitragupt bahut badi duvidha mein the…
Wo Brahma ji ke paas gaye aur bole.. ki

Its difficult to fulfill Indian wives’ wishes
They keep Karva Chauth
and they want the same husband for the next 7 janams.

Brahma asked : why?

Chitragupt bole:

Prabhu, badi duvidha hai,

The ladies want the same husband
and
The husbands want a new wife.

Its A Problem To convince both…….

Brahma: But this can’t be stopped. yeh to puratan kal se chala aa raha hai…

Just then Narad Muni appears and says: On earth there is a great person called Santa Singh. Ask him for a Solution.

Chitragupta meets Santa Singh..

In one minute Santa Singh solves the Problem :

He Advised Chitragupta:
”Any lady who wants the same husband will also get the same MOTHER IN LAW…… ” 😀

Happy Karwachauth 2014

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Festivals, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Durga Puja for Bengali Foodies

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How Foodie people see the durga puja festival!

Rosoooogullaaaaaaaa!

Others | Festivals, Food, India | Joker

Happy Maha-Shivratri

Happy Shivratri from funny chutkule

May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings on you and your family.
May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength.
Happy Shivratri

Wish your friends Happy Shivratri by sending an SMS or Shayari

Others | Festivals, Wishes | Joker

Valentine Week – Congratulation Singles!

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20
(Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100
(Card + Ice Cream)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250
(Cant give a low price chocolate)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700
(That’s the lowest price)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130
(Again,few food expenses )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250
(You have to hug after applying a DEO)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150
(SPRAY MINT before kissing) .

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(You cant handle lesser than this amount)

CONGRATULATIONS SINGLES,
You are going to Save Nearly Rs.3600 in a Week !!

Jokes | English, Festivals, Valentines Day | Joker

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