Pati, Patni, Woh aur Facebook

Roj ki tarah Husband subah-subah facebook khol kar baith gaya.

Unki ek female friend ne Sandwich ki pic upload karke likha.. “Come, Join me for breakfast”

Husband ne khush hokak pic like kar di and comment kiya.. “Wow, Tasty Sandwich, Mazaa aa gaya”

Yeh comment unki Patni ne dekh liya,
Aur phir Wife ne naraz hokar Pati ko Nashta nahin diya!

Phir 4 ghante baad aakar Pati se puchha…

“Khana banau, Ya aap lunch bhi facebook par hi karenge!” 😀

Husband Wife Jokes, Jokes | Facebook, Hindi | Joker

Ladki ne Ladke ko kiya Unfriend

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko facebook mein unfriend kar diya.

Ladke ko jab pata chala usne ladki ko message bheja: Tumne mujhe friends list se kyun nikala?

Ladki: Kyunki tum gande ladke ho!

Ladka: Main ganda??!! wo kaise?

Ladki: Ek mahine se tumhe facebook mein dekh rahi hoon, tumhari profile picture se pata chalta hai ku tumne kapde change nahin kiye, Roj unhi kapdo mein dikhayi dete ho!!

Ladka: Achcha hua iss bewakoof ne khud hi mujhe nikal diya 😛

Jokes | Facebook, Hindi, Internet | Joker

Getting Blocked on Social Networks – Boy & Girl

Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
.

Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila
de
**blocked**
.

Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
.

Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
.

Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*
.

Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*
.

Boy: aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
.

Girl : see ya!
Boy: var Ram chandra ki jay..!
Blocked*
.

Girl: Have a Good Day….
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G
more…
*BLOCKED*
.

Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Rahul Gandhi’s
forehead.
*Blocked*
.

Girl puts up her status :” waiting for
CHENNAI EXPRESS “…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked*
.
Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Facebook, Hindi | Joker

Dad on FaceBook – wtf

Dad joined Facebook

Kid’s Status Update: Dad on fb… wtf!!

Dad commented.. “What is wtf?”

Kid replied: “Welcome to Facebook!”

😀

Jokes | English, Facebook, Jokes | Joker

Teacher – Johny About Future

Teacher: What will you do after growing up?

Little Johny: Facebooking

Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?

Johny: Admin of facebook pages.

Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you
grow up? Continue reading

Little Johny Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | English, Facebook, Internet, School | Joker

Get New Jokes in your mailbox

Subscribe for daily email, and never miss out on most popular jokes.