15 Jan 2015
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION
Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ?
Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.
Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon. ??
(Status liked by 10 of her friends)
Husband: Thanks for being there always …. so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you ! Will be back soon honey. ?? (Status liked by 15 friends, sister-in-law & mother-in-law) ??????
Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes
02 Jan 2015
8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai:
1 Sorry – Galti Ko.
2 Dukh – Zindagi Ko.
3 Gussa – Rishte Ko.
4 Jhuth – Vishwas Ko.
5 Saath – Gam Ko.
6 Dhokha – Pyaar Ko.
7 Facebook – Career Ko
8 Whats app – Time Ko. 😀
Facebook, Hindi, JOTD
18 Dec 2014
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi… aaj bana diya hai… bohot maza aa raha hai. 🙂 🙂
Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai…
Tell me, what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir…
Ghumne gaye… photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir…
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Bollywood, Facebook, Hindi, JOTD
10 Dec 2014
Different point of views on Facebook!!
Facebook is a place where a Boy Posts Joke but Gets No Response..
But if a Girl Posts The Same Joke…
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests !
Boy-Girl, English, Facebook
17 Oct 2014
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki
OK ki jagah ‘K’ aur
GOOD MORNING ki jagah ‘GM’ likhne wale,
Jeewan ke 2 seconds bacha ke kya ukhaad lete hain?
Aur yeh hmmm.. walo ne to naak mein dum kar rakha hai,
Lagta hai ki Saala Bhains se baat kar raha hoon 😛 😀
Facebook, Hindi, JOTD, Social Networks
06 Oct 2014
Flipkart made billions by making a billion people fool on this day!
Some nice jokes on flipkart services were trending on twitter and facebook.
Here are a few to make you laugh.
‘Sold out’ is to Flipkart what “Please try again later” is to IRCTC
Most sold item by Flipkart on #BigBillionDay is its Credibility.
Good news. The 500 Internal Server Error pages are gone from flipkart. Now you have 404 Page Not Found pages. 19.2% off on error message
Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes
eCommerce, English, Facebook, Twitter
27 Sep 2014
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means…
E- End of
What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
Why is Facebook such a hit ?
PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes
Facebook, Hinglish, JOTD
16 Aug 2014
Yehi haal hoga ab bhejega to 😀
Candycrush, Facebook, Friends, Hindi, JOTD
24 Apr 2014
Ladka aur ladki ki facebook pe dosti hoti hai.
Ladka: I think I like you.
Ladki: Same here.
Ladka: Tumhare bare mein kuch batao.
Ladki: Nahin pehle tumhare bare mein batao.
Ladka: Job karta hoon, height 5 feet 7 inch, mujhe music, movies pasand hai….
Ladki: Yeh sab chhodo. Yeh batao tumhari salary kitni hai, LIC policies kitne hai, bank balance kitna hai…
Ladka: Achcha didi, main chalta hoon, bye!
Boy-Girl, Facebook, Hindi
12 Apr 2014
Arz Kiya Hai..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
21 Mar 2014
The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp
Recently Whatsapp sent message on Mark Zuckerberg’s mobile: “Your one year subscription has ended, you must buy whatsapp now.”
Zuckerberg took it way too seriously. 😀 😛
English, Facebook, Internet