Difference between Facebook and WhatsApp Conversation

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION

On “Whatsapp”

Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ?

Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On “FaceBook”

Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon. ??
(Status liked by 10 of her friends)

Husband: Thanks for being there always …. so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you ! Will be back soon honey. ?? (Status liked by 15 friends, sister-in-law & mother-in-law) ??????

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, Facebook | Joker

8 Important Baatein – Jo kuchh bhi kar sakti hai

8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai:

1 Sorry – Galti Ko.
2 Dukh – Zindagi Ko.
3 Gussa – Rishte Ko.
4 Jhuth – Vishwas Ko.
5 Saath – Gam Ko.
6 Dhokha – Pyaar Ko.
7 Facebook – Career Ko
8 Whats app – Time Ko. πŸ˜€

WhatsApp Jokes | Facebook, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

3 Idiots Part 2 – Facebook

3_idiots_classroom joke

Rancho: *Smiling*..

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi… aaj bana diya hai… bohot maza aa raha hai. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai…

Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir…
Ghumne gaye… photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir…
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!

Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like…
Comment-Like…

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like… Comment-Like…?
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WhatsApp Jokes | Bollywood, Facebook, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Different point of views on Facebook

Different point of views on Facebook!!

Facebook is a place where a Boy Posts Joke but Gets No Response..

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But if a Girl Posts The Same Joke…

She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests !

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, English, Facebook | Joker

Facebook aur WhatsApp Chat Joke

Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki
OK ki jagah ‘K’ aur
GOOD MORNING ki jagah ‘GM’ likhne wale,
Jeewan ke 2 seconds bacha ke kya ukhaad lete hain?

Aur yeh hmmm.. walo ne to naak mein dum kar rakha hai,
Lagta hai ki Saala Bhains se baat kar raha hoon πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

WhatsApp Jokes | Facebook, Hindi, JOTD, Social Networks | Joker

Funny Flipkart – The Big Billion Day Jokes

Flipkart made billions by making a billion people fool on this day!
Some nice jokes on flipkart services were trending on twitter and facebook.

Here are a few to make you laugh.

‘Sold out’ is to Flipkart what β€œPlease try again later” is to IRCTC

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Most sold item by Flipkart on #BigBillionDay is its Credibility.

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Good news. The 500 Internal Server Error pages are gone from flipkart. Now you have 404 Page Not Found pages. 19.2% off on error message
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Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | eCommerce, English, Facebook, Twitter | Joker

Funny Facebook Jokes going viral on WhatsApp

Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means…

E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.

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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?

Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.

In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

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Why is Facebook such a hit ?
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PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Facebook, Hinglish, JOTD | Joker

Ladka aur ladki ki facebook pe dosti

Ladka aur ladki ki facebook pe dosti hoti hai.

Ladka: Hi
Ladki: Hi

Ladka: I think I like you.
Ladki: Same here.

Ladka: Tumhare bare mein kuch batao.
Ladki: Nahin pehle tumhare bare mein batao.

Ladka: Job karta hoon, height 5 feet 7 inch, mujhe music, movies pasand hai….
Ladki: Yeh sab chhodo. Yeh batao tumhari salary kitni hai, LIC policies kitne hai, bank balance kitna hai…

Ladka: Achcha didi, main chalta hoon, bye!

Jokes | Boy-Girl, Facebook, Hindi | Aditya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me

Arz Kiya Hai..

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya

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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

Funny Shayari | Facebook, Hindi | Aditya

Real reason behind facebook buying whatsapp

The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp

Recently Whatsapp sent message on Mark Zuckerberg’s mobile: “Your one year subscription has ended, you must buy whatsapp now.”

Zuckerberg took it way too seriously. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

WhatsApp Jokes | English, Facebook, Internet | Joker

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