Gangster’s son

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.” 😀

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What is love? Explain in Detail

Love definition explained in detailsQuestion : What is love and explain in details ?………………. (10 marks)
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Answer:
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BA Student’s Answer: Love is life.
… (marks : 1/2 from 10)
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Bcom Student’s Answer : Love is pain.
… ( marks : 1/2 from 10)
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Engineering Student’s Answer :

– Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
– TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
– AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
– SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
– DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
– TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father’s Shoe
or
Mother’s Sandal……
(marks 10 from 10) Excellent !
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N.B :- Don’t ask engineering students , they can do any thing for 10 marks !

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