Different varieties of Indian MOMs

Doctor MUMMY
“ek thapad padhega to theek ho jaoge”

Aalsi MUMMY
“ek baat tumhe kitni bar batani padhti hai”

DHAMKANE WALI MUMMY
“Aane do papa ko, tmhari shikayat karungi”

Purani MUMMY
“Jb main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari zimmedari sambhalti thi”

Future WALI MUMMY
“Mujhe pata tha, yeh tutega”

CONFUSED MUMMY
“main insan hun ki machine!?”

SELFISH MUMMY
“lunch me parathe tumare liye diye the ya tumare dosto ke liye?”

SHAKKI MUMMY
“10 me se 10 marks.. zarur tune cheating ki hogi”

Aaj kal ki Mummy :
“Aag lage tere mobile ko,
din raat isi me ghusa rehta hai”

Par inn sab ke baad bhi
BEST hai hum sabki MUMMY!! 😀

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Ek Riskhe Wale Ki Shayari

rikshe wale ki shayariDIL JALA RAHA HU, KISMAT AAZMA RAHA HU..

DIL JALA RAHA HU, KISMAT AAZMA RAHA HU..
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KHUB GHUMAYA THA US BEWAFA KO BIKE PE
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IS LIYE AAJ RIKSHA CHALA RAHA HU. 🙂 😛

 

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Khamosh Chehre Par Hazaro Pehre Hote Hain

Khamosh Chehre Par Hazaro Pehre Hote Hain,
Hasti Aankho Me Bhi Zakham Gehre Hote Hain
Jinse Aksar Rooth Jaate Hai Hum..
Asal Me Unse Hi Rishte Gehre Hote Hai.

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Kisi ne khuda se dua mangi

Kisi ne khuda se dua mangi,
Dua mein usne khud ki maut mangi,
Khuda ne kaha, maut to tuje de du magar,
Usse kya kahu jisne teri zindagi ki dua mangi.

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Ek Aunty Coke Pee Rahi Thi

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Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,
Tabhi usme ek Keeda gir gaya…

Aunty ne us keede ko bahar nikala,
to keeda bola: Maaaa

Aunty boli: Tune mujhe maa kyun kaha?

Keeda bola: Kyunki Main teri Koke se Nikla hoon, Maa !

😀 😛

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