A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger,
pushed on her left breast and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream. Continue reading →
A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle.
When he saw famous heart surgeon in his shop,
he called the surgeon and said “look at this engine i opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back, so why do i get such a small salary and u get such a huge one?”
The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said
“Try the same when the engine is running” !!
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