MBBS Students in Anatomy Class

1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.

Then he told the students to do the same.

The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s nose & tasted it.

When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.

I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!

All students : shitttt !! 😀 😛

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Bina dard ke daant nikalna

Bachcha (Doctor se): Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai?

Doctor: Nahin

Bachcha: Main nikal sakta hoon!

Doctor: Ho hi nahin sakta, mujhe bhi dikhao…

Bachcha: Ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha
(bachche ne battisi dikha di 😀 )

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It hurts when Blonde touches anywhere

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

The redhead took her finger,
pushed on her left breast and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream. Continue reading

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Santa ki Kidney

Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..

Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya…

Phir Aansu Ponchte Hue

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Kitne Number Se ??

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Mechanic & Doctor – The Pay Difference

Funny-Mechanic-Doctor-sensible storyA mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle.

When he saw famous heart surgeon in his shop,
he called the surgeon and said “look at this engine i opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back, so why do i get such a small salary and u get such a huge one?”

The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said
“Try the same when the engine is running” !!

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