Funny Diwali Joke – Phatakha

Instead of burning a phataka ,,,
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Date a phataka…!!!

Have an eco-friendly diwali..

Applicable to bachelors only!

Coz married people already living with nuclear Bomb

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Why is Diwali celebrated?

A mom asked her elder kid to explain diwali to his brother ..
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He replied:
“So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom,
& people liked him but like his step mom or sumthin, was kinda weird and she forced her hubby to send this Ram to some jungle or something..

Coz he was goin for 14yrs, So his wife n bro got along..(U know just 2 chill)

But dude forest was real scary shit.. Was full of devils n things like dat,
but dis dude killed them with arrows..
But den sum bad gangstar Ravan
picked up his babe Sita..
Dis Dude Ram n his bro got real mad…huh….

So dey got an army of monkeys..don’t ask how…Attacked Ravan
got d babe n returned home..People thought atleast dey deserve something.

Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff to party…
So they lit lamps..N this is how it all started .

Mom fainted !!

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Wishing You A Very Happy Diwali

Hi Friends,

We at Jokofy wish you A Very Happy Diwali.
We will keep you entertaining as we are doing from last 2 years.

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Happy Diwali 2014 Wishes

Team,
Jokofy

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Happy Diwali Funny Wishes

Wish You Pay Income
Tax @ Highest Slab Rate.

Wish You Hav to Pay Even
Gift Tax & Wealth Tax.

May You Incur All Types
Of Capital Gain Taxes.

May You Always Get Audited
Under 44AB.

May You Have A/c. in Swiss Bank.

May You Dine in Gold Plate
With Spoon of Platinum.

Wish You Would Be 8th
Wonder of the World.

May You Get Compound
Interest in Love With
Your Financial, Physical,
Intellectual & Spiritual
Wealth..!!

HAPPY DIWALI..!!
Team Jokofy

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Sharaab Peene ka Reason

Pati kamre mein baitha sharaab pee raha tha.

Yeh dekhkar patni gusse se tam-tamaa kar boli:
Aapne to kaha tha ki bina kisi Reason sharaab ko hath bhi nahin lagaoge, phir yeh sab kya hai??

Pati:
Reason hai pagli… Reason hai!

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Ab dekho, Diwali aa rahi hai, Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali botal chahiye ki nahin?? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

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HAPPY DIWALI 2014!

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Funny Diwali Jokes – Sardar aur Bruce Lee

Chhotu Sardar:
Jab Phatake fodte hain to pehle light dikhayi deti hai aur phir awaaz, aisa kyon?

Motu Sardar:
Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan pichhe!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

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Q: What is Bruce Lee’s Favorite festival?”
A: Diwa-Lee

Q: What does Bruce Lee have outside his home during Diwali?
A: Rango-Lee

Q: What did Bruce Lee give his sister as a gift?
A: Chaniya cho-lee!

Also See: Amitabh Bachchan on Diwali

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Diwali ki Safai

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De
Teacher Wo Jo Saza De
Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De
DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De

Aur

Apna Wo
Jo Diwali ki safai Karwa De!

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Breakup on Diwali – Sad but funny

Rocket Gift on DiwaliBoy bought gift for his girlfriend..

Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket??

Boy: you wanted stars na??

now sit on it and

get lost !! .. πŸ˜€

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Amitabh – mere paas rocket hai fuljhadi hai…

Amitabh –
mere paas rocket hai,
fuljhadi hai,
chakri hai,
anaar hai,
murga bomb hai,

tumhare paas kya hai?

Shashi kapoor –
mere paas…

mere paas, maachis hai! πŸ˜›

Happy Diwali πŸ˜€

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