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Imagine there is no heaven, countries or religion…

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Amazing Answers by A Kid in an Exam

Ek bachche ne saare prashno ke jawab diye aur fir bhi exam me fail ho gaya…..

Kyun?

Kyunki, sawalo ke jawab kuchh iss tarah the…

Q: Tipu Sultan ki mrityu kis yuddh mein hui thi?
A: Uske akhiri yuddh mein.

Q: Talaak ka pramukh karan kya hai?
A: Shaadi.

Q: Ganga kis state mein beheti hai?
A: Liquid State.

Q: Mahatma Gandhi ka janm kab hua tha?
A: Unke janmdin ke din.

Q: 6 logo ke beech Aam ko kaise baantoge?
A: Mango Shake bana kar.

Q: Bharat mein poore saal sabse jyada barf kaha girti hai?
A: Daaru ke glass mein.

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Ladki Mein Akal Honi Chahiye, Surat to Gujrat Mein Bhi Hai

Ladka Handsome hone chahiye,
Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.

Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain.

Insaan ka dil Bada hona chahiye,
Chhota to Bheem bhi hai.

Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona chahiye,
Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi hota hai.

Teacher jyada Number dene wala hona chahiye,
Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai.

Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone chahiye,
Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai.

Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona Chahiye,
Mujherjee to Rani bhi hai.

Bathroom mein Hair Dryer Hona chahiye,
Towel to ShriSant ke paas bhi hai.

Ladki mein Akal Honi Chahiye
Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai.

Mobile General mode par hona chahiye
Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi hain

Seb meetha hona chahiye
Lal to Advani bhi hain.

Ladka Dravid jaisa hone chahiye
Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai.

Ghoomna to Hill Station par chahiye
Goa to Pan masala bhi hai.

Dawai theek karne ke liye honi chahiye
Tablet to Samsung ka bhi hai

Reply dhang ka hona chahiye,
‘Hmmm’ to bhains bhi karti hai.

 

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