19 Aug 2015
30 Sep 2014
BOSS in office : Okay guys, today we are going to play a game…..
When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right side of the hall….
And when I say any color, you run to the left side of the hall….
One who runs on wrong side will not get the increment…
got it ?
Employees : Yes Boss, Got it.
Boss : Okay…Ready, Set…
Employees : @#$%^&
29 Sep 2014
My boss installed WhatsApp
and texted me “oye Jokes bhej”
I replied “sir pehle ye batao mera increment kab hoga” !
Boss replied : “Mast tha !! aur bhej” 😀 😛
01 Jul 2014
Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………
Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee : ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu… jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!! 😀
Employee to his boss,
“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”
The boss replied,
“The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”