Latest Alia Bhatt Funny Jokes

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Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India .

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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.
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Alia Bhatt Jokes with Aamir Khan and Mahesh Bhatt

Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?

Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)…. 😀

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Mahesh Bhatt: Beti, Vote dene chalein?

Alia Bhatt: Papa aap missed call karke bhi vote de sakte hain, Maine kal DID mein dekha tha…!!!

Beti Rocked, Papa Shocked 😛

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Top Alia Bhatt Dumb Twitter Jokes – #YoAliaSoDumb

alia-bhattArjun kapoor : MODI needs to get 272
Alia Bhatt : in how many overs?

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Teacher- Tell me the Version of JAVA !
Alia Bhatt – Mar JAVA, Mit JAVA, Lut JAVA, Main Sadke JAVA !

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Parineeti – hey Alia, do you know any product of Microsoft
Alia – MS Dhoni

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Arnab Goswami: Who will win the elections?
Alia – Aam Admi Party, coz its Aam ka season!

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