Funny Reservation Jokes

Patel agitation reaches Bollywood

Ameesha patel & Upen Patel demand reservation of at least 3 movies every year

Parthiv Patel is also asking reservation in Indian cricket team.

Meanwhile…
alia bhatt has suggested Hardik Patel,
if reservation is not happening he can opt for Tatkal !

WhatsApp Jokes | Alia Bhatt, English | Joker

Alia ki tokri, Aur Rahul baba ka dimaag

Alia Bhatt to Rahul :
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai.
toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai…
to 10 k 10 tere….
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai… .
to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri…. .

Rahul Gandhi :- Arey koi HINT TO De!! 😉 😛

Celebrity Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Alia Bhatt at a flower shop

Alia Bhat @ florist

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Uncle ek April fool dena..

Celebrity Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi | Joker

Alia Bhatt after India’s Win Today

Isi beech Alia Bhatt ne David Dhawan ko unke bete Shikhar dhawan ke shatak maarne par badhai di.

Yeh Sunkar David Dhawan phone par hi behosh ho gaye!! 😀

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi, World Cup | Joker

Teacher – Who is SRK?

Teacher – Who is SRK?

Alia Bhatt –
A guy who does ‘Titanic pose’ again and again,
without Titanic and without Kate Winslet.. 😀

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Alia Bhatt, English, SRK | Aditya

Bigg Boss ki Karishma aur Alia Bhatt Dumb Joke

Karishma Tanna & Alia Bhatt Were Fighting After Exam
….

Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?”

Karishma: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank”

Sir: “So What?”

Karishma: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“..

Blonde Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Alia Bhatt, English | Joker

New Alia Bhatt Jokes – Reloaded

ALia Bhatt Jokes

Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns

Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!

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100 meter ki race ho rahi thi…

Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…

Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.

Referee – y r u not running…?

Alia – My number is 4

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Celebrity Jokes | Alia Bhatt, English | Joker

Alia Bhatt on India Pakistan

Mahesh Bhat –
Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab hain!!

Alia Bhatt –
Mere hisaab se Seema ko kuchh din ghar par rehna chahiye!!

Celebrity Jokes, PJ - Poor Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi | Joker

Bade Scientist kaa naam batao

School inspection inspector: ek bade scientist ka name batao..

Student: Alia Bhatt..!!

Inspector: aap ye sikhate ho school me..

Teacher: ye totla he sir…

Ye bol raha hai.. “ARYABHATT”!

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi | Joker

Reaction of Celebs after India’s successful mars mission

Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi..

Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga…

Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah.

Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife’s name
“MARS TINA HOTTERS”.

Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities…

Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge..

Geelani = We want Mars free from India…

Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..

Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain.

And the best statement comes from pakistan

Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange ….

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi, Kejriwal, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

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