Santa: Aisi cheez ka naam bata, jo laal ho aur trin trin karti hai….
Banta: Telephone
Santa: galat
Banta: to fir kya hai ?
Santa: Tamater…
trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha…
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Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes
Punjabi Munda and Kudi
Munda:
Tujh vich rab dikhta hai..
yaara main ki karaa..
Sajde sir jhukta hai…
yaara main ki kara…
Kudi:
Mattha tek, aur daffa ho jaaa
:[D :[P
Santa ki Saans ki Problem
Santa:
Doctor, Main subah 9 bajje uthta hoon to mujhe saans lene mein takleef hoti hai…
Doctor:
Beta.. jaldi utha karo…
Kyunki saari Oxygen to baba Ramdev aur unke chele kheench lete hain… takleef to aayegi hi na!!
:[D :[P
Jeebh Par Lagaya Kumkum Chawal
Ek Aurat apni jeebh par Kumkum Chawal laga rahi thi..
Pati: Yeh kya kar rahi ho?
Patni: Aaj Dashahra Hai, Sashstra Poojan Kar rahi hoon!!
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Santa Naha Raha Tha
Santa bathroom ka darawaza khol ke naha raha tha…
Banta: Santa Paaji, Aap bade besharam ho, bathroom ka darwaza khol ke hi naha rahe ho!!
Santa: Paaji, main darwaza khol ke isliye nahin nahata, ki koi mujhe Keyhole mein se nahate nahi dekh le!
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Wife: Kitchen se Namak lete aana
Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!
Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!
Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!
‘Husband Shoked!’
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Paper Apne Aap Udd Gaya
Chhote: Ek baat bolun?
Bade: Bol, bina bataye tujhse raha nahi jayega
Chhote: Ek admi paper padh raha tha… aur pata hai paper udd gaya
Bade: Haan to isme kaunsi badi baat hai
Chhote: Arey paper apne aap udd gaya
Bade: Abe hawa chali hogi to paper udd gaya hoga
Chhote: Nahin re, Paper plain (plane) tha, isliye udd gaya… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
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Tissue Paper bhi Khane ki Cheez hai
Ek shaadi mein ek sardar ne plate per tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad yeh bhi khane ki cheez hai, jaise hi wo khane laga…
dusra sardar bola:
‘Oye na khaayi… fikka hai’!!
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Birds ki Life kitni Mast hoti hai na
Chhote: Kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai
Bade: Birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na…
Chhote: wo kaise?
Bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai
Chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain
Bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise udd sakte hain
Chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddna hai ?
Bade: wo kaise?
Chhote: Road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega… hahaha !
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!! ๐ก
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Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne kar diya Crime
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kardiya crime….
wah wah… wah wah
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
irshaad…
1 is neither composite nor prime !!
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Kyun Tension Me Hai Yaar?
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne usse puchha:
Kyun tension mein ho?
Aadmi:
Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the…
Aur ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon! ๐
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