First Experience after marriage

A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them

“Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code”

So……. after a week, the 1st daughter texted

“NESCAFE”

and the next week the 2nd daughter text

“WILLS”

the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label

“fantastic till the last drop”

went to her husband’s pack of WILLS cigarette and read
“Extra long, king size”

she smiled and said “not bad for their ages”.

After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted

“Indigo Delhi Hyderabad”,

the mother then called Indigo airways helpdesk to enquire about their Delhi Hyderabad flight and they replied

“it’s 5times daily, 7days a week, both ways and the flight duration is 75mins”.

Mother fainted

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Chintu hai?

(Boy makes a random phone call.)
Boy: Hello! Chintu hai ?
Girl: No.
Boy: mauka do, ho jayega. 😀

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Guess which song is this?

Guess which song is this

black eyes…
2√2√2√2√2
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Ye kali kali ankhe…
two root two root two root two root two

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Funny Boss Increment Joke

BOSS in office : Okay guys, today we are going to play a game…..

When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right side of the hall….

And when I say any color, you run to the left side of the hall….

One who runs on wrong side will not get the increment…
got it ?

Employees : Yes Boss, Got it.

Boss : Okay…Ready, Set…

“ORANGE” !

Employees : @#$%^&

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I can do this, Can you do that?

I can put Coffee in coffee cup.
Can you put world in World Cup?

No? I Know..
OK 1 more..

I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?

Nahi.. ??Ok OK

What about this one?

I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?

Kaha na.. only I m the Best… You are not!

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Different names of Money

ANSWER THIS ONE?:

Money has different names !!!

In church its called (offering),

in school its (fee),

in marriage it’s called (dowry),

in divorce (alimony),

when u owe someone its (debt ),

when u pay the government (tax),

in court (fines),

civil servant retirees (pension)

boss to workers (salary),

master to subordinates (wages),

when u borrow from bank (loan),

when u offer after a service (tip),

to kidnappers (ransom),

illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is

“when a Husband gives it to his Wife what do we call it??

Answer __________??

Post your answers in comments below … 😀

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Most Amazing PJ you will read now

Can you tell…

Q: Why did 10 die?

don’t know?

Ans: Because it was in the middle of 9/11 !

Now you can guess the answer for this one…

Q: Why does B feel cold?

Ans: because B is in AC!

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Khatarnak PJ

I met a person, who’s name was Sabarjot.
He was a Fruit seller.

No matter what fruit he sold, they were all very sweet!

One day i asked him,
“How are all your fruits so sweet?”

He Replied,

.

“It’s because ‘Sabar’ ka ‘phal’ hamesha meetha hota hai..!!

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Wife’s Answers and What they mean

You ask your wife something and she says: “Wahan rakha hai..”
This “wahan” can be either:
1. On the table.
2. Or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen.
3. or Antarctica..!!!

When wife says:”Woh laa do..”.., It can be
1. Her Lipstick .
2. Or milk from market.
3. Or an AK 56..!!!

When wife says:”Yeh kya hai..??” It can be:
1. Your Pyjamas on the floor.
2. Or beer 6-pack in fridge.
3. Or a Drone flying over Afghanistan.!!

When wife says: “Tumhe kabhi kuch samajh nahi aata..”…It can be about:
1. A new mushy WhatsApp msg.
2. Or Einstein’s theory of Relativity.
3. Or her latest spending spree in Mall…!

When wife says:”Ab bahot ho gaya…” …It can be:
1. The mascara she is putting.
2. Or the amount of Anthrax that needs to be put in a Biological Weapon.
3. Or the latest spat she has had with your mother..!!!

And….when wife says:
“Main kaisi lag rahi hoon?”

Its GAME OVER!!

It just puts you in a fix which Arjun had faced in Mahabharata, just before the war started.. as to whether you should follow Dharma Or Karma…!!!!

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Johny Jonhy Yes Papa – New Version (Heart Touching Poem)

Johny johny..
Yes papa!

Private job.
Yes papa!

Lot of tension..
Yes papa!

Too much work..
Yes papa!

Family life..
No papa!

Bp-sugar..
High papa!

Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!

Monthly pay..
Low papa!

Personal life..
Lost papa!

Weekly off!
Ha Ha Ha!!

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Chanakya’s advice to married couples

Chanakya writes

“If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understand him more !

If you want to be
Happy with your wife,
Love her More &
NEVER try to Understand her !”

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