Tum kaise paida hue?

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Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Nisar!

Teacher: Accha Batao ki tum kaise paida hue?

Nisar:
Jawani janeman haseen dilruba,
mile do dil jawa, NISAR ho gaya….

Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜€ #PJ

Hindi Chutkule, PJ - Poor Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Bade Scientist kaa naam batao

School inspection inspector: ek bade scientist ka name batao..

Student: Alia Bhatt..!!

Inspector: aap ye sikhate ho school me..

Teacher: ye totla he sir…

Ye bol raha hai.. “ARYABHATT”!

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi | Joker

Funny Joke on Teachers

Teacher in class:
Suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga..
Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kar aana

Pappu (to his friend):
Saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai..
Ek photo ke 20/- rupaye lagte hai,
aur hum logo se 50-50 rupaye liye ja rahe hai…
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne…
Continue reading

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, School, Teacher-Student | Joker

Funny student joke – Books ke liye paise

Hostel student to his friend: “bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka” ;-(

Friend:- kya ho gaya…??

Student:- “Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the,

.

ghar walo ne books hi bhej di…. ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜›

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, School | Joker

Banta ne bataye cheese ke naam

Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.

Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute, what is ‘Bekhudi’ and ‘Zindagi’?

Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, ‘Bekhudi’ kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, ‘Zindagi’ kya cheese hai…. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

ALSO READ: Santa in class

Santa Banta Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi, School | Joker

Ek Class ke Students ki bekaar love story

Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,

Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta

Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..

Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”
I M Sorry & I Love You Too..

Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye

Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai. ๐Ÿ˜€

Also Read: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, JOTD, School | Joker

MBBS Students in Anatomy Class

1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it. Continue reading

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctors, English, JOTD, School | Joker

Sabse tez udne wala pakshi

Teacher – kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?

Boy – sir … haathi

Teacher – nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?

Boy – chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.

Teacher – shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi.. ๐Ÿ˜›

Also Read: Batao Akbar kaun tha?

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, School | Joker

Beta koi Pyaar bhari shayari sunao

Master : Beta koi pyar wali shayari sunao?

Student :
Mota marta moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
Master ji ki hai do beti,
aur mai marta hu chhoti pe.. ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, School | Aditya

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