WhatsApp Group Admin ki buddhi

Hamare group Admin bachpan se hi kitne buddhiman hain iska ek pratyaksh udaharan:-

Jab wo kaksha 5 mein the, to unke shikshak ne kaksha mein puchha:
Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai?

Keval admin ne hath khada kiya..

Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao?

Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near),
aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)!

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Bollywood Songs for School Life

school-life-bollywood-songsSCHOOL :
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala

TUTION :
Idhar chala mai udhar chala

MATHS :
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE :
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY :
Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS :
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM :
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT :
Jiya dhadak dhadak

PASS :
Aaj mai upar asman niche πŸ˜€

FAIL :
Jag suna suna lage.. πŸ™ πŸ˜›

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi, Jokes, School | Joker

Batao yeh kaunsa Tense hai?

Mam to student: batao ye konsa tense hai
Main nach rahi hoon, Tum nach rahe ho, Wo nach raha hai, Hum sub nach rahe hai…

Student- Ma’am ye Mujra Continuous tense hai.. πŸ˜€

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Mother to School Teacher

This is unbeatable…

School teacher sent home a note..:..

“Your son is an obedient & bright student, but spends too much time with girls.!!”

.

Mother sent a note back:

“Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem.”

πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

Husband Wife Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | English, JOTD | Joker

What’s the difference between people who pray

What’s the difference
between
people who pray in temples
and
people who pray in exam centers ?

think?

.

.

People in exam centers are damn serious..!!

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, Exams | Aditya

Santa aur Teacher

Santa at his best..

Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?

Santa is quiet?

Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?

Santa: Chholle….?? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

Santa Banta Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, Punjabi | Joker

Innocent answer by a Kid

Son: Dad I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.

Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”

I Just asked “which end”…? πŸ˜€

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | English, Kids | Joker

Pappu ki beemari

Pappu Kayi Dino Se School Nahi Ja raha tha..

To Kaafi Dino Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai

Teacher: Itne Din Se Kahaan The?

Pappu: Bird Flu Ho Gaya Tha

Teacher: Par Yeh To Birds Mein Hota Hai

Pappu (Gusse Me): Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho….

Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, Pappu | Joker

Engineer ka pyaar

Engineer: Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna

.

Friend: Kyun?

.

Engineer: 15 page ka love letter bheja tha

.

Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar ke wapis kar diya

Student Teacher Jokes | Engineer, Hindi, Love | Joker

Hamari School Teacher

Kamal karti thi hamari school teacher…

.

.

Madam hamein kabhi bhi murga bana deti thi

.

Aur

.

.

Exams mein ande khud de deti thi..!! πŸ˜›

Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Naughty | Joker

Pappu ne kiya nek kaam

Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?

Pappu: Haan Sir..Bilkul kiya hai!

Ek Bujurg aaram se ghar jaa raha the..!
Maine Ek Kutta peechhe laga diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaye..!!!

Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, Pappu | Joker

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