Diwali ki Safai

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De
Teacher Wo Jo Saza De
Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De
DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De

Aur

Apna Wo
Jo Diwali ki safai Karwa De!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp Jokes | Diwali, Hindi | Joker

Funny Asaram Bapu Shayari

Raghupati raghav raja raam,
Jail ke andar Aasaram!

Sadhu ban ke aise kaam,
Kaidi ban ke karo Aaram!

Dekh liye apna anjaam,
Hue budhaape mein Badnaam!

Jhoote pakhandi ke naam,
Dekh ka hai yeh Paigaam!

Khud ko kehte the bhagwan,
Pakde gaye na Jhandu Balm!

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Jo yeh post share kare, usko Jaadoo ki jhappi
Aur jo na kare use Aasaram baapu ki Pappi :-* ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp Jokes | Asaram Bapu, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

LIC wale aur Patniya

Arz kiya hai..

LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…

wah wah…

LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…

Dusro ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar,
Unhe Unke pati ki maut ke faayde samjhate hain!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari, Husband Wife Jokes | Ahsaan Qureshi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Bank mein ho gayi funny sher-o-shayari

Lootere ek bank ko lootane jaate hain…

Chori karte waqt wo ek sher arz karte hain.

Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega,
Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega

Hands up, Koi apni jagah se nahin hilega!

Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Some PJ Funny Hindi Shayaris

Aankho mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..

Wah Wah,

Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki
Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi… ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Ek aur…

Koi patthar se na maare
mere dewaane ko…

Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,
Bomb se udaa do saale ko…
Continue reading

Funny Shayari, PJ - Poor Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Funny Muskurahat Shayari SMS

Palko Ko Jhuka Kar Salaam Karte Hain

Dil Ki Har Dua Aapke Nam Karte Hain

Kabool Ho To Muskura Dena,

Aapki Muskurahat Pe,
Puri Colgate Company Qurban Karte hain! ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,

kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole
“darling, how are you?”.

Na karo to bole
“brother, who are you?” ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari | Girls, Hindi | Aditya

Funny Shayari – Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai

Arz kiya hai..

Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Wah wah..

Gaur farmaiye..

Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai! ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari | Boy-Girl, Hindi, JOTD | Aditya

Jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaye

Arz kiya hai-

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

wah wah… wah wah

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

aur

Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Deewaane fir bhi Latak jate hain.

Funny Shayari | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Aditya

Bittu Sharma trolled by Sidhu

Shamaa bani to parwaane bane

Jaam bana to maikhaane bane

Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…

Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Comedy Nights Jokes, Funny Shayari | Hindi, Sidhu | Joker

Funny SMS Shayari in Tapori Style

Abe dost,

Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main,

Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,

Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,

Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Thok taali ab ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Mobile, SMS | Joker

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