Darpok hain wo log

Darpok hain wo log..
Jo Online nahin aate…

Saala jigar chahiye,
Time barbaad karne ke liye!!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Online, Social Networks | Joker

Krishna Aur Radha

Modern krishna to radha..

Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori
Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori…

Radha boli…

Jyada line mat mar…
coz i hate love story! 

;-} :[P

Funny Shayari | Bollywood, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Hariyanvi Chhora aur Dilli ki Ladki

Ek haryanvi chhote ki dilli ki ek ladki se friendship ho gayi.

Usne ladki ko message bheja..

Mukhda bhi tera khaas konya,
Haddiyo par tere maans konya,
Propose tanne main kya karun baawli,
Teri to valentines day tak jeene ke aas kona!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp Jokes | Haryanvi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Aakhir exams mein hi kyun padhte ho?

My mom asked me –
why don’t you study the whole year & study Only during exams!!

I replied: Beacuse…

Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai… :O 😛

Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

funny hindi birthday sms in sardi

Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..

Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..

Birthday mubarak ho dost,
Rajaai mein pade pade!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Thand ke mausam par funny shayari

Arzz kiya hai..

Mat dhundo mujhe iss duniya ki tanhai mein…

Thand bahut hai, main yahin hoon, apni rajaai mein!! 😀

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Funny Shayari for WhatsApp

Mujhe itna bhi mat ghuma ai zindagi,
Main Shehar ka Shayar hoon, MRF ka tyre nahin!

——– one more… —–

E khuda, Hichkiyo mein kuchh to fark dalaa hota
Ab kaise pata karun ki Kaunsi wali yaad kar rahi hai.. 😀

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Weight naap kar kya karna hai

Arz kiya hai…

Roz roj weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

funny sms ka bura nahi maante!

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.

Sorry Bura laga kya?

.

.

Coffee is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I’m Smart & You’re Fool.

Lo or Bura Maan lo… 😛 😀

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Hinglish, SMS | Joker

Kabhi Kabhi khayal aata hai

A wife wrote this specially for her husband:

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….

“Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai,

Toh next day morning tera whatsapp
‘last seen at 2.30am’ kyun batata hai…?

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Top 12 Funny Shayari – 11th is my favourite!

This is the collection of funny shayari created by taking some famous dialogues from Movies, TV Ads and Serials!

1.
Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan
…. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

2.
Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..।

3.
Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..
Dial 139 for Railway enquiry…।

4.
Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..।
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Funny Shayari, PJ - Poor Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, TV Ads | Joker

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