Barsat hui aur bheeg gaye hum

Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,

wah wah…. wah wah

Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,

Rajnikanth Ne Phoonk Maari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum.

LOLssss

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Rajnikanth Jokes – Best 41 One-Liners

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After Top 25 Rajnikanth One-liners, here are few more!

1. When Pope walks with Rajnikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”
2. Rajnikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box
3. Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajnikanth
4. Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks
5. Once Rajnikanth was walking on the highway, he was caught for over speeding
6. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikanth out. It failed miserably
7. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikanth are his films.
8. When Rajnikanth walks on road, he actually does not walk, the road walks under him.
9. An e-mail was sent from pune to mumbai and Rajnikanth stopped it in lonavala.
10. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’leg, after five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
11. The ice age ended when Rajnikant lost his cool.
12. Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago, death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
13. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
14. Rajnikant sneezed only once in his entire life. That was when the tsunami hit.
15. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
16. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
17. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
18. Rajnikant got his driver’s license at the age of 16 seconds.
19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
20. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
21. Initially, Superman couldn’t fly. Then he met Rajnikant. You see, fear gives you wings!!!
22. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
23. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”
24. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
25. Rajinkanth can divide by zero.
26. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
27. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
28. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe… air comes to hide in his lungs
29. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
30. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
31. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
32. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
33. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
34. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
35. One day Rajnikant bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday.
36. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. When Rajnikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
38. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
39. Sun doesn’t rise until Rajinikanth says ‘Good morning’.
40. Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
41. Rajinikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral!

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Shiva: Mera Trishul kaha hai?

Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai ?

Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.

Shiva: Kyun?

Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye !!!

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Top 25 Rajnikanth Jokes – One Liners

rajnikanth-jokesRajnikanth Doesn’t need any introduction. He is a Superstar in Indian Film Industry. There are many jokes on him. Here is the list of top 25 one-liners.

1. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired
2. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land
3. In Rajnikanth’s wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajnikanth and his wife
4. Rajinikanth has a statue of Madame Tussaud in his house!
5. Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline
6. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
7. The new symbol for the Rupee is actually Rajnikanth’s Signature.
8. Rajnikanth can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes
9. Rajnikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call nature answers Rajnikanth’s call!
10. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
11. Whenever Rajnikanth makes an error, it’s an invention.
12. When Rajnikant switches on his AC without closing the door, winter starts in India.
13. Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikant? Because it was Teachers Day!
14. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano
15. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
16. Rajnikanth can answer a missed call.
17. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs.. it’s time for next Windows release.
18. People update status via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikanth updates status via Calculator
19. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look left and right before moving.
20. When God watched Robot, he said, “Oh my Rajinikanth!”
21. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
22. Once Rajnikanth forgot his toys near Mumbai, that place is now known as Essel World.
23. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
24. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
25. When Rajnikanth logs on to facebook, facebook updates its status message!

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Rajnikanth & CID’s Abhijeet

RAJANIKANT says,

“yenna rascala, mind it”

wah wah..

RAJANIKANT says,

“yenna rascala, mind it”

ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!

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Rajnikanth’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce

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If you spell ‘Rajnikanth’ wrong on Google
it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?”
It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

One night, a ghost was consoling another,
“Don’t worry, I told you it’s all in your mind… There is nothing like Rajnikant”.

Rajnikanth started college.
All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is:
“Rajnikanth’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

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New Rajnikanth Jokes Collection

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 2 or 3.
Reporter: only 2 or 3?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!

Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Saavdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running

Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz … LIGHT came second…

Galileo used ‘Lamp’ to Study, Graham bell used ‘Candle’ to study, Shakshpeare studied in ‘Street lights’ But …..
Do u know about Rajnikant……????
Only Agarbatti

When Rajnikant was a student! You can’t guess this one…
Teachers used to bunk!

While playing once Rajnikant said “statue” to a girl… Now that Statue is know as “Statue of Liberty”

Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
no one fools Rajnikant.

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons…. and …. The rain was cancelled due to the match.

Why did british leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948…

This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-“Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET…”

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Samsung Launching Rajnikant ‘R’ Series

Samsung Launching Rajnikant ‘R’ Series In 2014

Features:
20 SIMS,
Battery Standby: 1 Year,
1000 GB Memory,
100 Megapixels Camera,
TV,
Oven,
Washing Machine,
Fridge,
AC,
Mini Rocket Launcher,
Mini AK-47
&
The New Special Feature 24G In Which U Can Meet The Person & Talk Directly.

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Ram aur Raavan ka Yuddha Ruk Gaya!

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Ram aur Raavan bahut serious yuddh kar rahe the..

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechhe kisi ko khada dekha…

Raavan: chal yaar bye.
Ram: kya hua?
Raavan: Kuchh nahin yaar.. bye!
Ram: Arey bata to kya hua?
Raavan: Nahin yaar bas bye, le Sita ko leja!!
Ram: Arey hua kya! Ruk to sahi…
Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe Rajnikant ko bula liya!!! 🙁

😉 😀

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