Rajnikant vs santa

Rajnikant vs santa:

opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4

Santa: Depend karta hai.

agar horizontally half karo to 0
aur vertically karo to 3

Rajnikant Lost!
badda aaya Rajnikant..!!

Rajnikanth Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Maths | Aditya

Prove that 2/10=2

Prove that 2/10=2

Japanese student: Wrong question.

Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.

American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible? Continue reading

Rajnikanth Jokes | English, Maths | Joker

Who can stop 500 cars with one hand .??

Who can stop 500 cars with one hand .??
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Answer:

It’s traffic Police..!!

sab kuch rajnikant thode na karega;

438018-Cartoon-Police-Officer-Controlling-Traffic

PJ - Poor Jokes, Rajnikanth Jokes | Hindi | Ashish

Titanic with Rajnikanth

Rajnikant’s next project: TITANIC in Tamil

climax revised.

Both survive.

Rajni swims through Atlantic ocean. Continue reading

Rajnikanth Jokes | English, Hollywood | Ashish

Cricket by Rajnikanth

Lagaan ending in Rajnikanth style:

Climax : 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball…
Ball splits into 4 pieces go for 6’s. India wins!
Yenna Rascala…. Mind It !!!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi | Aditya

Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth

Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert

suddenly, out of nowhere,

they see a huge sandstorm coming…

santa : oye banta tufaan !

Banta : santa appan toh marenge ab! Continue reading

CID Jokes, Rajnikanth Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi | Ashish

Rajnikanth Practicing Spelling Test

Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and

The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary.

Rajnikanth Jokes | English | Aditya

Once rajnikant kissed a girl and a boy

Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,

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Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.

Rajnikanth Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi | Aditya

Rajnikanth’s Email

Google was shocked on this,

when it saw rajini’s email id is

gmail@rajnikanth.com!!

PJ - Poor Jokes, Rajnikanth Jokes | English | Shaikh

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