Are you one of these?

i-rarely-test-my-code-but-when-i-do-programmers joke

Programmers will get this one 😀

Funny Quotes | Computer Programming, English | Joker

Full form of L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S

Do you know what should be the full form of L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S?

It should be

Literally Effective in Causing The United Response of Everyone Sleeping.

Funny Quotes | English, School | Aditya

If ‘muuaah’ is a Kiss

If ‘muuaah’ is a Kiss..

Then…

‘Kalmuuaah’ is promise to kiss tomorrow…!!

Funny Quotes | Hinglish | Aditya

KBC: What if these actors were the host

Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua !

Amjad Khan: Kitane options the? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar chaar options! Bahut nainsaafi hai!
Dhish-keoin! Dhish-keoin!! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab maine uda diye. Ab bol, tera kya hoga Kaaliya?

Sanjay Dutt: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikane – tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.

Raj Kumar: Jaani, jinake ghar shishe ke hote hai woh doosaron pe patthar nahin fenka karate. Vaise hi jo hot seat pe baithe ho woh galat jawab nahin dete.

Funny Quotes, Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi, KBC | Aditya

Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkaar – Best Jokes and Memes

BJP’s tagline for this Loksabha election campaign is “Ab ki Baar, Modi Sarkar”.

And soon enough, there are jokes floating on internet on this tagline.

ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar jokes

Just chose any line ending with “AAR”… and add the line “Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar” to it.

Here are few best we have for you.

1.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_alok-nath-joke

2.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_joke_taarak mehta joke

3.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_counting

4.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_salmaan khan joke

5.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_kejriwal joke

6.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_chutny dhokla jokes

7.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_joke_CID-daya

8.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_madhuri-pyaar-joke

9.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar-salman-shahrukh-joke

10.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_twinkle twinkle

11.
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12.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_dicaprio

13.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_jokes

14.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_joke_batman-joke

Celebrity Jokes, Funny Quotes, Jokes, Politician Jokes | Alok Nath, Hindi, Kejriwal, Modi Sarkar, Narendra Modi | Joker

Best Slogans – Creative Ads

1. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother.

2. Sign on a bulletin board:
Success is relative, More the success, more the relatives.

3. Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Mumbai:
We need your heads to run our business.

4. A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be old.

5. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED FORCES:
Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations. It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them & God.

Funny Quotes | English, Jokes, Quotes | Joker

Theories on Arguing with a Girl

There are two theories on arguing with a girl (Wife)!

If the girl is right,
Be fair to her & keep quiet.

If the girl is wrong,
Be fair to yourself & keep quiet.

Funny Quotes, Husband Wife Jokes, Jokes | Girls, Hindi, Jokes | Joker

Eating and Fitness

The Past Of Eat Is Ate But
The Future Of Ate Is Weight.

Funny Quotes | English, Fitness, Quotes | Joker

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