Kejriwal: Sab mile hue hain

Patni: Yeh lo, Khana kha lo

Kejriwal (Thali dekhkar): Yeh kya hai?

Patni: Daal Chawal

Kejriwal: Nahin khaunga, Dono mile hue hain!

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Kejriwal | Joker

Kejriwal Ne 12 Baje kiya dhamaal

Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..

Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?

To bola..

Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal | Joker

Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke

Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!

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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
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Celebrity Jokes, CID Jokes, Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Ekta Kapoor, Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi | Joker

Manmohan Singh got confused

America mein Narendra Modi ka itna craze dekhne ke baad..

Manmohan Singh ne bahut Himmat karke Sonia Gandhi se puchha:

ki

“Madam, Aapne mujhe jo banaya tha, wo PM hi tha na?”

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Manmohan Sabji lene gaye!

Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…

Sabji wale se puchha:
Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?

Sabjiwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle?
Muft mein le jaa..
pehli baar aawaz suni hai teri!!

Jokes, Politician Jokes | Hindi, Manmohan Singh | Joker

Santa’s e-banking password

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. 😀 😛

Politician Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Politics | Joker

Funny Smriti Irani Yale Degree Jokes trending on twitter

After Smriti Irani said she has a degree from YALE university.
People started making fun of celebrities’s degree…

Here are some of the funny ones..

1) Yashoda Academy of Lallantop Engineering (YALE) degree certificate for Smriti 😀

Yale Smriti Irani degree Joke

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Jokes, Politician Jokes | Hindi, Munna-Circuit, Picture, Smriti Irani, Twitter | Joker

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party – Modi, Adwani, Rahul Jokes

Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui….

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.

😀 😛

Narendra modi ki door ki soch :
Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya ..
Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho
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Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Narendra Modi, Nawaz Sharif, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

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