Funny Hindi PJ on Chicken Dishes

The chicken PJs:

Who’s the father of the chicken?
Chiken ka-bab

Who’s the mother of the chicken ?
Chicken kima

How do u tell a chicken to call u on your mobile?
Kalmi kabab

What happens when a chicken takes a bath ?
Chicken showerma

Chicken in trouble?
chicken soup

Chicken getting injection
chicken teeka

Chicken doing flattery
Butter chicken

Chicken 5yrs after retirement ;
Chicken 65

Sweater less chicken in a winter night:
Chilly chicken

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Guess the song – funny PJ

This one is even worse? (earlier one was this )

Guess which song is this

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Two (2) mere agal bagal hai… 😀

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Top 12 Funny Shayari – 11th is my favourite!

This is the collection of funny shayari created by taking some famous dialogues from Movies, TV Ads and Serials!

1.
Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan
…. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

2.
Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..।

3.
Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..
Dial 139 for Railway enquiry…।

4.
Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..।
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Mere Papa family mein sabse chhote hain – Bakwas Band Kar Joke

Bade kuchh apni family mein kaun bada kaun chhota hai uske baare me badbad kar raha tha

Chhote: Yeh kya kar raha hai…

Bade: Dikhta nahi… apni family tree bana raha hoon

Chhote: wahh, bada achcha kaam kar raha hai… humne kabhi apni families discuss hi nahi ki na…

Bade: Mujhe nahi sunna teri family ke baare me, wo to yeh mera school assignment hai isliye bana raha

hoon

Chhote: ohh… achchta tu teri family me sabse chhota hai?

Bade: Nahi, mera ek chhota bhai hai… 

Chhote: Ohh, achcha… tuje pata hai, meri family mein mere Dad sabse chhote hain…

Bade: Ab tu pagal hai kya

Chhote: arey main sahi keh raha hoon, wo mujhse bhi chhote hain.

Bade: ho hi nahi sakta, achcha bata

Chhote: Abe wo abhi bhi Mummy ke sath sote hain 😀

:-p

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Little johny on call

Little Johny: Hello Uncle

Uncle: Hello beta..

Johny: Uncle can i take 2 minutes of your time?

Uncle: Sure beta

Johny:
Thanks Uncle
Tic tic 1
tic tic 2
tic tic 3..

Uncle: Johny, what are you doing?

Johny:
Uncle i am taking 2 minutes of your time,
please do not disturb..
I forgot.. now I have to start again
Tic tic 1
tic tic 2
tic tic 3..

😛 😀

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Amitabh Bachchan aur Pran Sahab at a bus stop

Amitabh Bachchan aur Pran Sahab bus stop par khade the,

Bus Aayi, Pran Sahab Bus mein chadh gaye
Lekin Amitabh ji nahin chadhe..!

Pata hai kyun?

Kyunki bus par likha tha…

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Raghukul Reet sada chali aayi…
‘Pran’ Jaye par ‘Bachan’ na jaayi! 😀 😛

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Tum kaise paida hue?

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Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Nisar!

Teacher: Accha Batao ki tum kaise paida hue?

Nisar:
Jawani janeman haseen dilruba,
mile do dil jawa, NISAR ho gaya….

Hahaha 😀 #PJ

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Santa ki Laal Cheez

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Santa: Aisi cheez ka naam bata, jo laal ho aur trin trin karti hai….

Banta: Telephone

Santa: galat

Banta: to fir kya hai ?

Santa: Tamater…
trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha…

😀 😛

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Alia Bhatt on India Pakistan

Mahesh Bhat –
Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab hain!!

Alia Bhatt –
Mere hisaab se Seema ko kuchh din ghar par rehna chahiye!!

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Funny two liners PJ from WhatsApp

Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain,
Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur…

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Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain!

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Logo ko pata nahi kaise sachcha pyaar mil jaata hai..

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Hamein to subah palang ke neeche utaari chappal bhi nahin milti!
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