Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show

Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…

——————-

Hansa : Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?

Praful : Hansaaaaaa
samundra ke najdik rehte hai woh…
sea + near = Senior
aur jo Zoo ke najdik rehte hai woh…
Zoo + near = Junior

————–

Hansa : Praful
tournament matlab??

Praful : tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

Bapuji : abey Praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.

Praful: Bapuji ohh Bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament…

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Khichdi, TV Shows | Joker

Bete ka Result – Government Joke

Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua?

Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain..

Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai..

Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!

PJ - Poor Jokes | Government, Hindi, Pappu | Joker

Deewaro Par Paint Karna Hai

Bade: abe, saale tu kuchh karta nahi, dekh deewarein kitni gandi ho gayi, Ja paint lekar aa, paint karna hai deewaro par

Chhote: ohh, paint karna hai

Bade: haan, paint karna hai, jaa lekar aa

(Chhote push ups karne lagta hai) Continue reading

Bade Chhote Jokes | Hindi | Joker

1947 ka popular SMS

1947 ka mashhoor SMS…

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga…
Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye!
CRAZY FANS… 😀

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, SMS | Joker

Jeevan mein 3 baatein

Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin batani….

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

1)
2)
3)

Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani!
KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Yeh joke mast hai, Padhoge to…

Yeh joke padhoge to, Hanste-hanste gir jaoge!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Isliye likha hi nahin,
Kahin, gir gaye to..!!

I Care For U naa!!

PJ - Poor Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Suspense Bhari Kahaani

Ek aadmi ne 6 shaadiya ki,
Par har ek shaadi ke kuchh din baad
Uski biwi ki Maut ho jaati…

Ab wo 7th shaadi karna chahta tha..

Magar koi bhi use apni beti dene ko taiyaar nahin tha…

Aakhirkar,
Use ek aisi biwi mil hi gayi,
Jiska bhi 6 shaadiya ho chuki thi,
Aur har baar uska bhi pati mar jaata tha…

Log hairaan the yeh soch kar,
Ki dekhte hain ab kya hota hai..?

Dono ki shaadi ho gayi

Aur agle hi din hi…

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

“Aage ki kahaani sunni hai to
Pehle Facebook aur Twitter pe isko share karo,
Ya 50 Rs ka recharge karwao..
Fir btaunga!”

😀

Jokes, PJ - Poor Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Paise wala aur Gareeb Aadmi

Paise wala Aadmi:
Aaj mere paas
14 Cars
18 Dukaanein
4 Bangale hain ..

Tumhare paas kya hai??

.

Gareeb Aadmi:
Mere paas 1 beta hai,
Jiski girlfriend teri Beti hai!! 😀 😛

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Girlfriend, Hindi | Joker

Kya aapne kabhi socha hai?

Kya kabhi socha hai?
Ki Hospital mein Operation se pehle Mareez ko behosh kyun kiya jaata hai?

Agar behosh nahin kiya aur Mareez operation karna seekh gaya
To doctoro ko kaun puchhega? Bole ot lag jayegi na unke dhandhe ki wattt!! 😀

PJ - Poor Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Make your skin Wrinkle free

If you want to remove
wrinkles,
pimples,
face marks &
7 signs of skin-aging…

Then
you should try

‘Adobe Photoshop’!

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English | Joker

Get New Jokes in your mailbox

Subscribe for daily email, and never miss out on most popular jokes.