Le Bade, Badaam kha

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Chhote: Bade ye le badam kha…
Bade: Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…
Chhote: Lena isse general knowledge badti hain
Bade: acha…thnkx
Chhote: Acha tujhe pata hain…
Bade: Please yaar…
Chhote: Are sunto
Bade: suna
Chhote: Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hai.
Bade: Kya baat kar raha hain…kyun?
Chhote: Tune wo gana nahi suna… ”jab dil hi toot gaya, hum G.K kya karenge”… hahaha 😀 😛
Bade: Bakwas Band kar !@#$%

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Soch Raha hun, Shaadi Kar Lun

Bade: Yaar main soch raha hoon.. shaadi kar lun

Chhote: Abe pagla gaya hai kya? Ghar se kyun haath dhona chahta hai…

Bade: Abe shaadi kar raha hoon, isme ghar jaane se kya matlab.. Continue reading

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Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na

Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na

Bade: haan hai to..

Chhote: but uski wife itni badi star nahi hai… jyada chali nahi

Bade: nahi yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na Continue reading

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Ek Haathi aur Ek Cheenti

Chhote: 1 question puchhun?

Bade: nahin

Chhote: sun to

Bade: bol

Chhote: ek Haathi aur ek cheeti chupa chupi khel rahe the… Cheeti jaakar mandir mein chup gayee. Phir bhi haathi ne usse dhoond liya.. bata kaise? Continue reading

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Chhote yaar yeh kachcha aam kaisa hai?

Chhote: yaar yeh keri (kachcha aam) dekh, kaisa hai.. mujhe job pe lekar jana hai

Bade: keri to achhci hai but iss keri ka karega kya job par

Chhote: yaar achaar banana hai…

Bade:kya :O Continue reading

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Bade Chhote Joke

Chhote: – Chal ek baat sun

Bade: – Nahi sunana hai

Chhote: – arey sun to

Bade: – Kya hai bol…

Chhote: – Ek admi apni family ke saath ja raha tha…usko ek phone ata hai… aur wo achanak jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kyun..? Continue reading

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Bade-chhote-aashiq banaya song

Chhote: – Kya bolta hai…

Bade: – kya bolun…tu dosron ko bolne kahan deta hai…

Chhote: – Aree… bolna…kya yaar…

Bade: – Nahi bolna hai…

Chhote: – Acha main bolun… Continue reading

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Bade’s meeting with PM

Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…

Bade: Kal main busy hoon

Chhote: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?

Bade: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain.. Continue reading

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