12 Oct 2015
16 Sep 2015
A very emotional quote !!
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night …
Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other …
Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment …
But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as ‘Increment letter’ and the attached file is missing..
That’s when you realize the true meaning of Attachment … !!
24 Aug 2015
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06 Aug 2015
Guess which song is this
Ye kali kali ankhe…
two root two root two root two root two
New in market.. Share now!
04 Aug 2015
Can you tell…
Q: Why did 10 die?
Ans: Because it was in the middle of 9/11 !
Now you can guess the answer for this one…
Q: Why does B feel cold?
Ans: because B is in AC!
31 Jul 2015
Admin ki taraf se Kal sham ko 7 baje se Admin ke Ghar par program rakha gaya hai
aap sab family k sath aa sakte hai.
Jis main Aapko..
Se Hone Wale bimariyon k baare mein jankari di jayengi
01 Jul 2015
I met a person, who’s name was Sabarjot.
He was a Fruit seller.
No matter what fruit he sold, they were all very sweet!
One day i asked him,
“How are all your fruits so sweet?”
“It’s because ‘Sabar’ ka ‘phal’ hamesha meetha hota hai..!!
08 Jun 2015
Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…
Ladki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!! 😀
07 Jun 2015
Duniya me 2 kaam bahut achchhe hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle 12th complete ho gayi..
Aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle graduation complete ho gayi!!
Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main?
Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo..
warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!!
Girl: Nahi, aisa mat karna 🙁
Boy: Jaldi bolo, paani chadha diya hai gas pe!! Bas 2 minute ki der hai
Girl: Acchha, I love you baba… bas maggi mat khana!!
Hostel me rehne wale bachcho ke dard ko samjhte hue
Baba Ramdev ‘Desi Maggi’ launch kar sakte hain…
Mauka hai aur dastoor bhi!!
Desi maggi ka naam ‘Patanjali Namkeen Sivaiya’
‘Sivaiyaa, Sab bhookho ki maiya’ hoga!
After the ban on Maggi,
90% girls on matrimony sites removed ‘Cooking’ as a Hobby/expertise!
Maggi tak to theek hai,
But kisi ne poha-jalebi par rok lagayi, to dange ho jaayenge
Aur kisi ne kota ki kachori pe rok lagane ki sochi, to Yuddh ho jayega!
26 May 2015
A peacock met an accident..
And he is no “Mor” 😀
21 May 2015
When you’re dead,
you don’t know that you’re dead.
It’s known to others.
It’s the same
when you’re a ch00tiya.
What do you call a bee that comes from America?
No claps please!
One More ☝
Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
Because of ‘Tali-ban’!
Also See: Mast Poor Jokes
Acha ek or ☝
What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?
Acha bas ek or ☝
How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?
Ye wala last ☝
How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
Ye wala ek dum last☝
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
😀 😛 😛
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