Student’s Life is Like English Movies

Student’s Life is Like English Movies

School = Jurassic Park..
Principal = King Kong..
Vice Principle = Hulk..
Teachers = Aliens..
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..
Class Gals = Charlies Angels..
Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea
Exam = Mission Impossible
Invigilator = Terminator..
Result = 2014 ..(end of the world)

Others, Student Teacher Jokes | English, Hollywood, School | Aditya

What is GENERATION GAP?

Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.

Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.

(Surprisingly both are correct…!!!)

Others | English, Family | Joker

In india, everyone is expert in mobile problems

In India, everyone is expert about mobile problems..

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However, the most common solution would be
“Switch off kar ke ON kar THEEK ho jayega”

Others | Hinglish, Mobile, SMS | Aditya

Hard Fact about youngsters

This is the Hard Fact about youngsters..

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They are always busy watching the “Desktop wallpaper”
Whenever their parents enter their room!

Others | English, New Generation | Aditya

Indian banks Full Forms

Indian Banks Description

IDBI: Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI: Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC: Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC: Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda: Bank Of Bhangis

Others | Banks, Hindi | Aditya

Message for Adults

** ADULT MESSAGE **

Yeh message keval Vyask (18+) vyakti hi padhein…

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Matdaan Jaroor Karein…
Yeh Aapka adhikar bhi hai,
Aur Kartavya bhi!

#VoteForChange

Others | Elections, Hindi | Aditya

Agar doctors films banate to kya naam rakhte?

Agar doctors films banate to kya naam rakhte?

Kabhi khansi kabhi bulgum

Kaho naa bukhar hai

Kal patient ho na ho

Hum kidney nikaal chuke sanam

Others | Bollywood, Doctor, Hindi | Aditya

Dhoni after losing in T20 WC Final

Dhoni’s MOTHER: Market se sabji le aa..
Dhoni: Par Maa match haar gaye na, Toh log bahut gusse me hain!
Mother: Meri saari pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2 market wearing sari.
1 GIRL: Hi, Dhoni how are you?
Dhoni get shocked: Apko kaise pata chala?
GIRL: Abbe! Mai Yuvraj Singh hoon.

Others | Cricket, Hindi | Aditya

Horrible English sentences people use!

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. Both of you three get out of the class!
3. Why are you so late.. say yes or no?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6. All of you stand in a straight circle.
7. Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8. Everybody stand lengthwise.
9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
10. You talking bad habit.
11. Give me a red pen of any colour.
12. Can i have some snow in my cold drink?

Others | English, PJ | Ashish

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