Biwi aur Sharaab

Biwi:
Jo Aadmi Roj Sharab Peekar Aaye Uske Liye Mere Mann Mein koi Hamdardi Nahi hai..!

Pati :
Jisko Roj Sharab Mil jaye, Use tumhari Hamdardi Ki Jarurat bhi nahi hai!! 😀

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Couple in a restaurant

Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…

As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.

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Bandiya aur Selfie

Height of Selfie…

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?

Wife : Mall mein gayi thi, shopping karne.

Husband : Kya kya liya?

Wife : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.

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Tum hi ho meri zindagi

Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur…

Wife: Aur kya?

tell me aur kya…. ?

Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?

Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par 🙁

:[P :[D

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Husband Wife takrar

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ringtone hoti,
Main har haftay tumhe change karta.

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Patni aur Ghadi ke beech Sambandh

Dono ke beech samaantayein:-

1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai!

2. Ghadi ki suiyaa ghoom phir ke wahi aa jaati hai, Usi prakaar Patni ko aap kitna bhi samjha lo, wo ghoom-phir kar wahin aa jayegi aur apni baat manwayegi.

3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to Mechanic ke yaha jaati hai, Patni bigad jaaye to Maayke jaati hai.
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Shadi-shuda aadmi ki haalat

Relationship status for married men….

dhobi ka kutta

Na ex- ka..
Na next ka..

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Husband aur Intelligent Biwi

Raat mein pati ko patni ne milk diya…

Pati doodh taste karte hi bola: Yeh kaisa doodh hai?

Patni boli:
Wo kesar khatam ho gaya tha,
to maine “Vimal Paan Masala” daal diya…
Iske daane daane mein hai… kesar ka dam! isiliye!!! 😀

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Pati Patni ki Ladai ka Gawah

Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?

Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha.

Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho?

Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!

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Biwi market se kya laayi!

Biwi market se lauti

Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai.

Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai, isme mere naye sandals hain!!

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Intelligent Husband’s reply to wife

Wife was busy in packing her clothes.

Husband – Where are you going ?

Wife – I’m moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing his clothes.

Wife – Now where are you going ?

Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.

Wife – And what about the kids ?

Husband – Well I guess …
If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother …
They should move to their mother.

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Clothes unpacked. 😀 😛

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