Tumne Ek Anda Kyun Diya?

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CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha…
β€œAgar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga…”

Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…

Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya 😑

Usne kaha: abe kaminey….. woh toh katne ke darr se de diya…… warna main toh MURGA hun !!

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Kabhi Mera Sir Uncha Kiya hai?

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DAD: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

SON: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?

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Ek Aurat Dukaan Par Chappal Lene Gayi

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1 Aurat chappal wali dukaan pe: Chappal dikhao…

Dukandar: Kitna number?

Aurat: 36

Dukandar: Bahin ji, Dimag pe zor laga ke socho, Kya lene Aayi ho?

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Kya Huqum Hai Mere Aaka?

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Jinn: Kya huqum hai mere Aaka?

Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 100 crore rupees aur katrina se shaadi karwa do.

Jinn: Aaka!
Huqum karo, Bakwas mat karo!!

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Santa Kele ke Chhilke Par fisla

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Santa kele ke chhilke se fisal kar gir gaya…

Aage phir dusre chhilke se fisal kar gir gaya

Aage phir teesra chhilkka dekh kar wo bola

‘Shit… sala ab phir girna padega!!’

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Bike Dheere Chala Yaar

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Bade aur Chhote on bike..
Chhote bike chala raha tha…

Bade: Yaar bike dheere chala.. marwayega tu

Chhote: Main dheere nahi chala sakta..

Bade: Are dheere kyun nahi chala sakta, itna tez bike me darr lagta hai

Chhote: Arey main aaj dheere nahi chala sakta

Bade: Kyun aisa kya hai aaj

Chhote: Aaj mera FAST hai.. hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

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Pati aur Patni So Rahe The

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PATI aur PATNI so rahe the..

Achaanak PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi,
“bhago, mere PATI aa gaye”

PATI utha aur khidki se kood gaya….!

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Ek Janwar Jo Hamesha Maze Me Rehta Hai

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Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?

Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya

Chhote: Hmm, tujhe pata hai ek janwar hamesha maje me rehta hai

Bade: kya baat kar raha hai, hamesha?

Chhote: haan hamesha!!

Bade: Chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye?

Chhote: haan, kuchh bhi ho jaye

Bade: Kaunsa janwar hai?

Chhote: Saanp

Bade: saanp… snake? wo kaise

Chhote: Abe saanp ke fun hota hai na, isliye.. hahaha

Bade: Bakwas band kar!!! 😑

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Biwi se Jhagda khatam hua?

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Dost: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
Santa: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.

Dost: Kya Boli?
Santa: Boli Palang k Neeche se Nikal Aao, Ab Nahi Maarungi.

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Husband and Wife in a train compartment

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In a train compartment…

Husband: Darling,
mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.

Banta sitting on upper berth says:
BhOW BhOW

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Caring Bachcha Apni Maa Se Paise Maangne Gaya

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5 Saal ka Chhota Bachha apni Maa se bola:

Bachcha: Mamma, 10 Rupaiye dena, Bahar Ek Gareeb ko dene hain…

Maa ne bahar jaake dekha to waha koi bhi nahin tha, maa bachche se boli

Mamma: Kahaan hai gareeb?

Bachcha: Dekho maa, Bechara bahar dhoop mein Kulfiyan bech raha hai

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