Santa ki Laal Cheez

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Santa: Aisi cheez ka naam bata, jo laal ho aur trin trin karti hai….

Banta: Telephone

Santa: galat

Banta: to fir kya hai ?

Santa: Tamater…
trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha…

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Hindi Chutkule, PJ - Poor Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Punjabi Munda and Kudi

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Munda:
Tujh vich rab dikhta hai..
yaara main ki karaa..
Sajde sir jhukta hai…
yaara main ki kara…

Kudi:
Mattha tek, aur daffa ho jaaa

:[D :[P

Hindi Chutkule, WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, Punjabi | Joker

Santa ki Saans ki Problem

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Santa:
Doctor, Main subah 9 bajje uthta hoon to mujhe saans lene mein takleef hoti hai…

Doctor:
Beta.. jaldi utha karo…
Kyunki saari Oxygen to baba Ramdev aur unke chele kheench lete hain… takleef to aayegi hi na!!

:[D :[P

Hindi Chutkule, Santa Banta Jokes | Baba Ramdev, Doctor, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Jeebh Par Lagaya Kumkum Chawal

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Ek Aurat apni jeebh par Kumkum Chawal laga rahi thi..

Pati: Yeh kya kar rahi ho?

Patni: Aaj Dashahra Hai, Sashstra Poojan Kar rahi hoon!!

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Hindi Chutkule, Husband Wife Jokes | Dussehra Rawan, Hindi | Joker

Santa Naha Raha Tha

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Santa bathroom ka darawaza khol ke naha raha tha…

Banta: Santa Paaji, Aap bade besharam ho, bathroom ka darwaza khol ke hi naha rahe ho!!

Santa: Paaji, main darwaza khol ke isliye nahin nahata, ki koi mujhe Keyhole mein se nahate nahi dekh le!

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Hindi Chutkule, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Wife: Kitchen se Namak lete aana

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Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

‘Husband Shoked!’

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Hindi Chutkule, Husband Wife Jokes, Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Paper Apne Aap Udd Gaya

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Chhote: Ek baat bolun?

Bade: Bol, bina bataye tujhse raha nahi jayega

Chhote: Ek admi paper padh raha tha… aur pata hai paper udd gaya

Bade: Haan to isme kaunsi badi baat hai

Chhote: Arey paper apne aap udd gaya

Bade: Abe hawa chali hogi to paper udd gaya hoga

Chhote: Nahin re, Paper plain (plane) tha, isliye udd gaya… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

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Bade Chhote Jokes, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi | Joker

Tissue Paper bhi Khane ki Cheez hai

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Ek shaadi mein ek sardar ne plate per tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad yeh bhi khane ki cheez hai, jaise hi wo khane laga…

dusra sardar bola:
‘Oye na khaayi… fikka hai’!!

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Hindi Chutkule, Jokes | Hindi, Jokes, Sardar | Joker

Birds ki Life kitni Mast hoti hai na

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Chhote: Kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai

Bade: Birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na…

Chhote: wo kaise?

Bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai

Chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain

Bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise udd sakte hain

Chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddna hai ?

Bade: wo kaise?

Chhote: Road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega… hahaha !

Bade: Bakwas band kar!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก

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Bade Chhote Jokes, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi, Jokes, PJ | Joker

Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne kar diya Crime

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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kardiya crime….

wah wah… wah wah

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….

irshaad…

1 is neither composite nor prime !!

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Funny Shayari, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi, Maths | Joker

Kyun Tension Me Hai Yaar?

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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek dost ne usse puchha:
Kyun tension mein ho?

Aadmi:
Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the…
Aur ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon! ๐Ÿ™

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Hindi Chutkule, Jokes | Hindi, Jokes, Medical | Joker

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