Paani Puri ke baad Sukhi Wali

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Kapil: Pata nahin log propose kaise kar lete hain..

Mujhe to paani puri khane ke baad sukhi wali puri maangne mein bhi sharam aati hai 😛

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Palak Poem – Kadakti dhoop mein

kiku-palak-funny-poemPalak’s poem for Ali Zafar who came for promotion of ‘Total Siyapa’ Movie with Yami Gautam.

Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon

Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon

mera rang pad jata hai kala…

(kapil: shareer ladki ka muh halwai wala)

Palak:
Panghat pe naache, nache re nache madhubala!

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Indians and TV ka Remote

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Incredible People: TV ka Remote zor zor se dabayaenge, Use thokenge, Par usme nayi batteries nahin lagayenge!

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Gutthi Kapil Shayari from Comedy Nights

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Gutthi
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Arz thoka hai..
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,

Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,

Jidhar dekho bazaar mein 50% off chal raha hai!!

Kapil
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Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna, Continue reading

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Palak Shayari – Na Jeene ki Arzoo

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Arz Kiya hai…

Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf

Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf

The number you are dialing is currently switched off! 😀

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Shaadi Ke baad TV Channel Badaloge?

Ladko, Life mein jo bhi badalna chahte ho, abhi badal lo

Kyunki shaadi ke baad to TV Channel bhi nahin badal paoge!

COmedy nights wife joke

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Kapil ki Angrezi in Comedy Nights

Kapil English Jokes

In Hindi: Main kho gaya hoon tere pyaar mein, ab tum bhi kho jaao

In English: I’m lost in your love, now you get lost!

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Babaji Ka Thullu Jokes from Comedy Nights

Bande ko uski Girlfriend mein Rab dikhta hai
Gharwale ko uski biwi mein dikhata hai Babaji ka thullu

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Boy: Hey

Girl: Hi, today i wanna tell you those 3 magical words!

Boy: Really, tell me fast

Girl: Babaji ka thullu… 😀

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Hum uske liye jee rahe the,
Hum uske liye mar rahe the,
Ban gaye the uske pyaar mein Ullu…

Hum uske liye jee rahe the,
Hum uske liye mar rahe the,
Ban gaye the uske pyaar mein Ullu…

Na chah kar bhi hamein kya mila?
Babaji ka thullu!

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Aap 5 inch screen ka mobile lete hain
Sochte hain ladki pat jayegi
Smartphone dikhakar bhi aapko kya milta hai
Babaji ka thullu!

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Bachcha Engineering college join karta hai
Sochta hai ki wo maze karega… ladkiya patayega..
Usse kya milta hai?
Babaji Ka Thullu!

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Aap FB pe kisi ladki ki post pe comment karte hain..
“ADD ME, I want to be your friend baby”
aur sochte hain ki ladki aapko add karegi..
But aapko kya milta hai?

Babaji ka thullu!

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Raat ko jaagta hai ullu
Raat ko jaagta hai ullu…

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Neeche kya dhund rahe ho?
Babaji ka thullu??

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Bigg Boss Chahte Hain

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Shaadi Sudha insaan ke liye “Aji Sunte ho” sounds like “Bigg Boss Chahte Hain…”

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