Main driver ko nikal rahi hoon

Comedy Nights Kapil Jokes

Wife: Main driver ko naukri se nikal rahi hoon, aaj marte-marte bachi hoon

Husband: Please use ek aur mauka de do!!

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Kapil Sharma vs Auto rickshaw driver

Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver:

Kapil: kitna paisa hua?

Auto wala: 30 Rs..

Kapil: Ye le 15 Rs

Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 15 Rs.. ye to cheating hai

Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap? 😀

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Daadi ne diya pareshan wife ko suggestion

Comedy Nights - dadi -joke

Kiran Kherr: Mera husband bazaar gaya tha aaloo khareedne, 5 din ho gaye.. Abhi tak wapas nahin aaya!

Dadi: To kuchh aur paka leti, Itna wait kyun kar rahi hai? 😀 😛

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Mirror ke saamne padhne ke 3 faayde!

comedy nights joke - kapil joke

Teacher: Tum mirror ke saamne baithkar kyun padhte ho…

Kapil Junior:
Madam, Iske 3 faayde hain

1) Padhne ke liye company mil jaati hai
2) Khud par nazar bhi rehti hai
3) Saath mein revision bhi ho jaata hai

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Palak ne Arz kiya hai

palak-shayari-srz kiya hai

Jo Kehte the mujhe, Dil mein tumhe lock kar diya

Jo Kehte the mujhe, Dil mein tumhe lock kar diya

 

Aaj ussi ne facebook par block kar diya!

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Sunny Leone in Comedy Nights with Kapil

When Sunny Leone came to Comedy Nights with Kapil.

sunny-leone-in-comedy-nights-dadi

A guy from the audience says:
Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun.
Maine aapki Saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain.
Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!!

Yeh baat sunkar siddhu says:
Guru,
Har Peela fruit aam nhi hota,
Glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota,
Har sita ka pati ram nhi hota,
Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha,
Kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!

thoko Share…!!!

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Palak – Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke

palak-hrithik-funny-shayariPalak’s Shayari for Madhuri Dixit

Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge

Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge

tamma tamma loge, tamma tamma loge tamma…

Palak’s Shayari for Huma Qureshi

Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia

Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia

oo woomaniya, aaaa woomaniya, e-e woomaniya!

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