CID – Jalne ke baad jo hoti hai

Jalne ke baad jo hoti hai, use kehte hain raakh

Wah Wah…

Jalne ke baad jo hoti hai, use kehte hain raakh

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ACP Abhijeet se bola “Ye mujrim hai bada chaalaak”!

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CID Shayari – Gujar Gaye kitane din

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

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Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal! 😛

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CID – Thande thande paani se

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

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Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

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Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas jaanaa chahiye !! 😀

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CID – Neeche hai dharti, Upar aakash hai

Neeche hai dharti, Upar aakash hai,

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Dekihye zara…

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Neeche hai dharti, Upar aakash hai..

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Dicky Khol ke bola ACP,

“Oh god, Yahaan pe toh laash hai”

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CID Shayari – Kaise mar gaya Tony?

Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony?

Gaur farmayiyega…

Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony?

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Janane ke liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony!

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CID – Ajeeb dikhta hai PAA mein Auro

Ajeeb o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro,

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Ajeeb o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro…

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Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chhan Maro!! 😀

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CID Funny Shayari – Phoolon ke gulshan

Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge,

Phoolon ke gulshan, ya fir soone shamshan honge,

Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya,

yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon ke nishaan honge!!!

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CID Shayari – Na din ko chain tha

Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha

wah wah…

Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha

Daya is khooni ke sath aur kaun kaun tha! 😛

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Rajnikanth & CID’s Abhijeet

RAJANIKANT says,

“yenna rascala, mind it”

wah wah..

RAJANIKANT says,

“yenna rascala, mind it”

ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!

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Crazy CID Facts

Crazy C.I.D Facts :

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.

2. C.I.D bureau has 1 Toyota qualis since last 11 years.

3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.

4. There is no POLICE, C.I.D handles every case.

5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.

6. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.

7. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.

8. People remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.

9. End of episode, all criminals get phansi 😛 😀

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Best CID Joke/Shayari – ACP & Abhijeet

CID Joke
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Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath koi geet…

Wah Wah…

Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath koi geet…

Wah Wah…

ACP Pradyuman bole: Kuch toh gadbad hai…Abhijeet! 😛

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