New Alia Bhatt Jokes – Reloaded

ALia Bhatt Jokes

Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns

Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!

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100 meter ki race ho rahi thi…

Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…

Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.

Referee – y r u not running…?

Alia – My number is 4

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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….

Alia bhat:
Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….

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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I don’t smoke (died)

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)?

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Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia – what should we do now?

Varun- we’ll take 50:50.

Alia- what about the remaining 900?

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Alia Bhatt: Let’s go for movie .

Varun: Shit, I’ve got a doctor’s appointment today..

Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, Tell him you’re sick!

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Alia reading newspaper..

News:
“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”

Alia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!

Celebrity Jokes | Alia Bhatt, English | Joker

Funny Rohit Sharma Jokes

Recently, Rohit Sharma made 264 in an ODI, His 2nd Double Ton in ODIs. After that there are lots of jokes flowing around on whatsapp and twitter.

Rohit Sharma Jokes Double Ton Scores

Here are few to make you laugh.

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Meanwhile, somewhere in space….

Jaadu from koi mil gaya is again confused …
whether he gave his power to rohit mehra or rohit sharma …??

And

Srilanka wale confuse hai ki Rohit Sharma ka score chase karna hai ya india ka!!

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Hanuman ji ke baad, Rohit Sharma aise dusre bhartiya hain,
Jinhone Lanka ka yeh haal kiya hai!!

Rohit Sharma Dekh Bhai Troll

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After watching yesterday’s match .

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Anushka sharma (To virat kohli):
Bhai rohit ka number to forward kar . I don’t want to change my surname!!

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#RohitSharma is like Kumbhkaran;
wakes up once in ages and finishes everything in a go, only to sleep soundly again!

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Srilanka was confused whether to chase Rohit Sharma’s score or India’s total.

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Cricket, Hinglish, JOTD, Rohit Sharma | Joker

Amitabh Bachchan aur Pran Sahab at a bus stop

Amitabh Bachchan aur Pran Sahab bus stop par khade the,

Bus Aayi, Pran Sahab Bus mein chadh gaye
Lekin Amitabh ji nahin chadhe..!

Pata hai kyun?

Kyunki bus par likha tha…

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Raghukul Reet sada chali aayi…
‘Pran’ Jaye par ‘Bachan’ na jaayi! 😀 😛

Celebrity Jokes, PJ - Poor Jokes | Amitabh Bachchan, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Alia Bhatt on India Pakistan

Mahesh Bhat –
Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab hain!!

Alia Bhatt –
Mere hisaab se Seema ko kuchh din ghar par rehna chahiye!!

Celebrity Jokes, PJ - Poor Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi | Joker

Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke

Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!

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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
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Celebrity Jokes, CID Jokes, Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Ekta Kapoor, Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi | Joker

Naughty Sunny Leone Jokes

Once the famous superstar Rajinikanth sent a non-veg joke to an innocent girl.
Now we know that girl as Sunny Leone!

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Whats The Similarity Between Sunny Deol And Sunny Leone?
They Both Shout A Lot In Their Movies!

If Sunny Leone gets married to Sunny Deol. She will become Sunny Deol!

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Sunny Leone participates in Amitabh Bachchan’s Kaun Banega Crorepati.

Amitabh: Which is your favourite round in KBC?

Sunny Leone: After lot of thinking says… Fastest Finger First!
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Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, JOTD, Sunny Leone | Joker

Sanjay Dutt aur Baapu

In Jail..

Sanjay Dutt: Jailer sahab, Mujhe fir se baapu dikh rela hai!

Jailer: Kidhar?

Sanjay Dutt: Wo udhar dhoti mein..

Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu hai wo!! 😀 😛

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Asaram Bapu, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Reaction of Celebs after India’s successful mars mission

Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi..

Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga…

Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah.

Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife’s name
“MARS TINA HOTTERS”.

Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities…

Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge..

Geelani = We want Mars free from India…

Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..

Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain.

And the best statement comes from pakistan

Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange ….

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi, Kejriwal, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Sunny Leone ne bataya raaj

Peediya Khap Gayi, pata lagate lagate
Ki yeh duniya kis mitti ki bani hai!

Aur Sunny Leone ne ek minute mein bata diya..

ki

ki

ki

Yeh Duniya Pittal Di!! 😀

Celebrity Jokes, PJ - Poor Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi, Sunny Leone | Joker

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