1. Ab pata chala ki puraani filmon me sabhi chor, uchchakke, goonde, badmaash aur smuggleron ka naam ROBERT kyun hota tha!
2. When you convert Rs.50 lakhs into Rs.50 crores, you are called Vadra. When you do the opposite, you are called Mallya. The difference is in chasing the right woman!
3. Someone just told me that the ‘T’ in ROBERT (VADRA) should now be silent!
4. Dialogue of last century – Mere paas MAA hai by Shashi Kapoor; Dialogue of this century – Mere paas SAASU MAA hai by Robert Vadra!