New Alia Bhatt Jokes – Reloaded

ALia Bhatt Jokes

Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns

Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!


100 meter ki race ho rahi thi…

Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…

Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.

Referee – y r u not running…?

Alia – My number is 4


SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….

Alia bhat:
Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….


Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I don’t smoke (died)

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)?


Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia – what should we do now?

Varun- we’ll take 50:50.

Alia- what about the remaining 900?


Alia Bhatt: Let’s go for movie .

Varun: Shit, I’ve got a doctor’s appointment today..

Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, Tell him you’re sick!


Alia reading newspaper..

“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”

Alia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!

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on Nov 15, 2014