Best WhatsApp Quotes on Programming Languages

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
-Michael Sinz

Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
-Chris Heilmann

Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray.
-Sam Redwine

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not.
-Yogi Berra

God could create the world in six days because he didn’t have to make it compatible with the previous version.
-Anonymous (@jokofy in that case) 😉

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
-Edsger Dijkstra

If you try to please everyone, you won’t please anyone.

Duplicate code is a major cause of unmaintainable scripts.
-Brian Marick

Don’t worry about the wasted effort unless you know – by measurement – that the waste is noticeable and important. Always favor the clean code you need over than the fast code you might need.
-Brian Marick

It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature.

quotes collected by Simone

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on Sep 8, 2014