Funny Hindi Marwari Jokes

Marwari Hath mein Blade maar raha tha.
Biwi: Yeh kya kar rahe ho ji?
Marwari: Dettol ki sheeshi toot gayi hai,
Kahin dettol barbad na ho jaaye,
Laa teri ungli bhi kaat doon.

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Marwari ko bhoot chad gaya!

3 din baad bhoot khud Ojhaa ke paas gaya
aur bola: Mujhe bahar nikalo, Warna main bhookha mar jaunga!!

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Jahaaj ke saath marwari bhi doob raha tha
Par marwaari hans raha tha!
Dusra yatri: Oye, hans kyun raha hai?
Marwari: Shukra hai, Maine return ticket nahin khareeda!

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Marwari 14th manjil se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apne ghar ki khidki se dekha ki biwi khana bana rahi hai,

Marwari Chillaya: Meri roti mat pakana!

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Marwari ne shaikh ko khoon dekar uski jaan bachai
Shaikh ne khush hokar use Mercedes Car gift ki!

Shaikh ko phir khoon ki jaroorat padi,
Marwari ne phir khoon diya

Abki baar shaikh ne sirf laddo diye,
Marwari (Gusse se): Iss baar sirf laddo??

Shaikh: Bhai, Ab hamare andar bhi marwari ka khoon daud raha hai!! 😀

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on Jun 29, 2014