Yo’ Mama is so poor jokes

Yo’ Mama is so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo’ Mama is so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry

Yo’ Mama is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”

Yo’ Mama is so poor when she goes to KFC, she just licks other people’s fingers!

Yo’ Mama is so poor, people rob her house for practice

Yo’ Mama is so poor children from Africa send her money

Yo’ Mama is so poor on christmas she brought a video tape of other kids opening presents.

Yo’ Mama is so poor I asked to go the toilet and she pointed me to a Pepsi can

Yo’ Mama is so poor she hangs colored socks as Christmas lights.

What’s the difference between yo mama and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family.

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on Mar 8, 2014