Knock Knock Jokes – This time they are Rude!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Jesus
Jesus Who?
How many do you know?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ open the door

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Cockadoodle
Cockadoodle Who?
Not cockadoodlewho, you shit, cockadoodledoo!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima Who?
I’m glad I ain’t yo mamma

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Nunya
Nunya Who?
Nunya Business

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Judo
Judo Who?
“What, Judo know ?”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
William
William Who?
William-mind your own business?

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boo
Boo Who?
You better cry you ninny!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Robin
Robin Who?
Robbing You!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Gorllia
Gorllia Who?
Gorllia Sandwich, I`m Hungry

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben Dover

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Archibald
Archibald Who?
Archibald on top of your head!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Punch
Punch who?
Punch you.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say something about YO MAMA

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Madam
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

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on Feb 14, 2014