When do two functions fight?
“When they have arguments”
When is a function a bad investment?
“When there’s no return”
What did the suicidal function say?
How do functions break up?
“They stop calling each other!”
What happened to the function that ran away?
“It never returned”
In what unit do you measure a function’s length?
“In Para meters…”
What did the flirtatious function say?
“Call me ;)”
What happened to all the illegal exceptions?
“They were all caught!”
What do threads do after they make love?
“They go to sleep”
Why do we rarely see a program with crooked teeth?
“Because most of them have braces”