Top Family Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
KISS Grandma

Dad: Knock Knock.
Son: Who’s there?
Dad: Boo.
Son: Boo who?
Dad: Why are you crying? Son

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I’m T!
I’m T who?
Oh, you’re only 2? Is your mom home?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Your mom!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Grandad
Crap! Stop the funeral!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Marry!
Marry Who?
Will you marry me?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Your Niece.
Your Niece who?
Your Niece who can’t reach the doorbell!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mom & Dad.
Mom & Dad who?
Exactly your adopted.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Me
Me who?
You are so weird you don’t know who you are!

Me: “Knock knock.”
Friend: “Who’s there?”
Me: “Well not your parents because they don’t knock.”

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on Feb 6, 2014