Wife (angry): I don’t believe this!! You forgot my birthday again? How Can you do this :-X
Husband (puppy eyes): How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
Wife (clears throat and smiles): Liar!!
Husband (sign of relief): No darling, Sachchiiii! 🙂
(Bach gaya beta, warna pit jata biwi se 😛 )